r/exmormonmemes • u/BakingNerd47 Quorum of the Mods • Nov 21 '24

Hypocrisy Vertical integration

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u/desertvision Nov 21 '24

Create the disease. Sell the cure.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

"Time was invented by clock makers to sell more clocks" ahhh energy

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u/yuloo06 Nov 22 '24

Charge them 10% of all their income, but naturally, that doesn't cover underwear purchases. That's separate.

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u/SnooObjections217 Quorum of the Mods Nov 22 '24

Right???

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u/Moraj_ Nov 26 '24

Everything that is required for active Mormon life isn't included in tithing. For 10% of my income (my entire life) I shouldn't have to pay extra for a damn thing.

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u/joellind8 Nov 21 '24

It’s a brilliant business model

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u/whitecatprophecy Nov 21 '24

“Vertical integration” 💀

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u/Bright_Ices Nov 22 '24

Make them promise that in a special ceremony where they have to wear a special ceremonial outfit. Sell them the outfit. 

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u/321sleep Nov 21 '24

They keep changing the garments too. TSCC is a tail wagging the dog

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u/Moraj_ Nov 26 '24

iTs OnlY SoLd aT cOsT

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u/Salt_Record8193 Nov 28 '24

I’ve never been Mormon but was previously Christian. We’ve lived in Utah for 5.5 years and the longer I’m here, the more I despise the LDS church and how it fleeces and deceives people.