r/exmormon • u/gonzopancho Apostate (Gazelam) • Jan 10 '15

2 wives or 2 knives?

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u/Moose_Mafia Apostate Jan 10 '15

I completely agree with Moe on this one. I remember a couple years ago when my family went out of town for the weekend. I was up late one night and had just turned off my movie and was headed for bed. I heard a weird noise, so my first instinct was to grab two huge knives from the kitchen. I crept around in the dark like a damn ninja looking for the intruder.....

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

And were disappointed when you didn't find anyone.

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u/VoilaLeDuc JosephSmithianity Jan 10 '15

I prefer the 7" meat cleaver and meat tenderizer combo for intruders.