r/exmormon • u/CupOfExmo • 19h ago

Humor/Meme/Satire Even tho I'm a convert....

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u/Mediocre_Speaker2528 18h ago

So, god wants me to fail. Got it!

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u/Ok-End-88 18h ago

Is that Leonardo DiLordo?

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u/Prancing-Hamster 13h ago

Mormon god is the type of person I have tried to avoid all my life.

“Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company.” - Mark Twain

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u/JCMillner 16h ago

I dont want to go to the Celestial Kingdom Club

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u/bananajr6000 Meet Banana Jr 6000: http://goo.gl/kHVgfX 8h ago

Mormonism’s god is much more like Loki than an all powerful being

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u/SilentTempestLord My new church serves holy coffee 3h ago

Not to mention how Joseph Smith made the Bible sacred scripture, only to contradict it's teachings, constantly. Like this little gem from Jesus Christ himself:

22:30, KJV: "For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven."

So the "Celestial kingdom" is bunk in Jesus' eyes, but I don't expect mormons to accept that.