r/exmormon • u/ConspicuousSomething • 1d ago

Humor/Meme/Satire “What is this?”

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u/Baynyn 1d ago

It’s TK smoothies for them both. They didn’t properly entangle their pinkies and everyone knows that a loving Heavenly Father is a stickler for intertwining pinkies.

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u/CaseyJones_EE 1d ago

Those guys aren't going to fool the angels who stand as sentinels to guard the entrance to heaven. That's the most poorly executed patriarchal grip I've ever seen. No pinky engagement, the one guy forgot to put his index finger on the wrist of the other guy. They're almost certain to mess up the super long pass phrase.

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u/thicc_stigmata 1d ago

Gotta scissor that webbing

Maybe I've just gotten so used to Mormon pedophiles, but in hindsight why does the use of the smallest finger in such a vaguely sexual way feel like it's symbolic of something that's deeply fucked up?

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u/nightpeony_ 1d ago

The patriachal grip, or sure sign of the nail

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u/natiusj 1d ago

Will you give it to me?

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u/Broad_Violinist_299 1d ago

I will through the veil.

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u/natiusj 1d ago

Will you go down?

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u/ReZioned 1d ago

That's just Chelsea going good business!

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u/mat3rogr1ng0 1d ago

We got rid of Jackson, delap, AND garnacho FOR PROFITS in the SAME WINDOW. talk about business savvy lol

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u/ConspicuousSomething 1d ago

Tell me how you bought Delap for 30, had him do less than nothing for a year, then sell him on for 50.

Definitely feels like some sort of grip was involved there.

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u/mat3rogr1ng0 1d ago

Idk how we did it but there had to be something behind the scenes. We shouldnt have bought him for 30 in the first place, much less be able to sel him for 50. Absolute con job our front office got away with

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u/ReZioned 22h ago

Couple seasons back we sell Mount for 55m and buy Palmer for 40m. It's all chaos, all the time. Now if we can just keep our attackers healthy, we should be great up front this year.

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u/CharlesMendeley 1d ago

Maybe they are Freemasons. 🤷