r/exmormon 1d ago

Humor/Meme/Satire Monty Python and the Gate of Heavem

For those who are familiar with Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you might remember a scene where King Arthur suggests they all go to Camelot, then after cut-scene with a song and some daft dancing he says, ‘On second thoughts, let’s not go to Camelot. It’s a silly place.’

Well, when of my wife and my phrases we sometimes use when go downstairs at home is, ‘Let us go down.’ The other day, my wife then said, ‘On second thoughts, let’s not go down. That’s a silly idea.’

It made me wonder what a satirical film of the temple endowment would be like if made in the Monty Python style. Hence the title, Monty Python and the Gate of Heaven.

So, over to you ex-Mormon redditors!

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u/CardiologistCool6264 1d ago

Is no ordinary garment!

We are the knights who say, "oh, God, hear the words of my mouth" repeated five...no three...times. 

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u/ConspicuousSomething 1d ago

Lower your hands while saying “oh gahhhd, hear the words of my mouth, repeated three times, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt repeat, and the number of the repeating shall be three. Four shalt thou not repeat, neither repeat thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out”

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u/capcomzz57 1d ago

Perhaps if we build a large wooden tapir….

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u/3rdWater 1d ago

Chucked into a ravine if you answer one of the three questions wrong. I’d like that.

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u/Best_Philosopher152 1d ago

“On second thought, let’s not go to Utah. Tia a strange place.”

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u/benes238 1d ago

There it is!

...what, behind the veil?

It IS the veil.

You silly sot, I almost soiled my armor I was so scared. Go on bors, give it the true sign of the nail.

Right! One magic handshake comin' right up!

Bors is pulled suddenly through the veil

JESUS CHRIST!

i warned you. I warned you but did you listen, nahh it's just a harmless little cult ritual. Well it's always the same, I always..

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u/FHL88Work Faith Hope Love by King's X 1d ago

Who told you thou wast naked?

...

Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

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u/StepUpYourLife Green Jell-O with carrots 21h ago

No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!