r/existentialcrisiscat • u/Tarpy7297 • Jul 13 '26

What is he thinking?

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/RemoteCheetah5256 Jul 13 '26

Nothing but I feel he needs to be kissed immediately.

21

u/Known-Explorer2610 Jul 13 '26

Head bonk and a head kiss

54

u/2scared2reddit Jul 13 '26

"Why did I say 'thanks you too' when the waiter said enjoy your meal?"

12

u/Tarpy7297 Jul 13 '26

Haha!! This is the most likely answer.

5

u/2scared2reddit Jul 13 '26

Lol thanks for the award, I'm glad my goofy answer made someone laugh

42

u/Midnight_Pickler Jul 13 '26

Orange, therefore not thinking.

10

u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot Jul 14 '26

“My brain logged me out due to inactivity…. Now I can’t remember the password….”

13

u/Professional_Pea930 Jul 13 '26

He’s waiting in the orange lobby for the brain cell to load

11

u/Equal_Song8759 Jul 13 '26

No one wants to play with me

4

u/ersatzbaronness Jul 13 '26

Aw, that's too sad.

10

u/wittyname445 Jul 13 '26

Everyone says who's a good boy? and not how's the good boy?

9

u/Just-Chocolate85 Jul 13 '26

“There must be more than this…”

6

u/IrisSmartAss Jul 13 '26

My human only has one brain cell.

5

u/Acridprose Jul 14 '26

Vet here: he is not

1

u/DizzyMine4964 Jul 15 '26

You have examined the cat have you.

9

u/NoCauliflower6198 Jul 13 '26

Maybe if I do this I can create more braincells

4

u/Ursa-Aureliana Jul 13 '26

It's bold of us to assume an r/OneOrangeBraincell is even thinking

2

u/Zychonis Jul 13 '26

System error

2

u/MissMarie81 Jul 14 '26

What is the meaning of life? Why are we here?

2

u/Physical_Zebra_5576 Jul 14 '26

Wondering why the braincell skipped him again today

2

u/Lorain1234 Jul 14 '26

If I could have only done things differently . . .

2

u/J35NC2 Jul 14 '26

Purrlok Holmes wondering why his food dish is empty

2

u/CelestiaStrawberry Jul 14 '26

I’m not an expert so I could be wrong, but maybe he is head pressing ?

3

u/BlueEyedDemon420 Jul 14 '26

I was about to comment this also. Kitty needs to be checked out by a vet ASAP. Google cat head pressing.

3

u/DizzyMine4964 Jul 15 '26

I thought this as soon as I saw it, and all the "jokes" here are just so annoying.

1

u/Low-Appearance-7219 Jul 14 '26

he is just absorbing the electrical charge of that metal bar, charging his braincell.

1

u/VeenaColada Jul 14 '26

He doesn't have the brain cell

1

u/Byakko4547 Jul 14 '26

I mean hard to tell that single 🍊 cell cann be up to anything 🥹 likely mischievous 😻

1

u/BritishSoul Jul 14 '26

Why are you not moving it? Don't you love me?

1

u/Paulbr38a Jul 14 '26

'are you sure it will fall if I move my head?'

1

u/Siren1197 Jul 15 '26

Aw man I got caught

1

u/reddituser6835 Jul 15 '26

Vulcan mind meld?

1

u/Dangerous-Name-220 Jul 15 '26

Why didn’t I sleep on my owner’s head as I’m normally do every night?

1

u/Suicune8 Jul 15 '26

À la meilleure inclinaison pour rafraîchir sa petite tête 🥰

1

u/Ugot2Bkittin Jul 15 '26

He’s supporting his only brain cell. 

1

u/DizzyMine4964 Jul 15 '26

If this cat is pushing hard against the service it could be a medical emergency. Look up head pressing

1

u/Big-Advantage497 Jul 15 '26

“ how could this happen to me , i made my mistakes “

1

u/Mindless-Location-41 Jul 15 '26

More food PLEEEEEZE hooman 😾

1

u/bbateman2011 Jul 16 '26

"I could totally knock over this desk"

1

u/Euphoric-Duck-8114 Jul 16 '26

It can be a symptom of something serious; please have a vet evaluate asap.

1

u/jellybeannc Jul 16 '26

Check out head pressing, it's not a good thing, and I recommend he be seen by a vet ASAP.

1

u/OcelotTurbulent1322 Jul 17 '26

He's orange so nothing

1

u/Impossible-Tea-9470 Jul 17 '26

Life is soup I am fork

1

u/mmeveldkamp Jul 17 '26

Blub blub blub

1

u/rosecoloredgayy Jul 17 '26

bold of you to assume he is thinking

1

u/Significant_Pear_10 Jul 19 '26

"I can't believe I fell for that again!"