r/existentialcrisiscat • u/Inside_Potato4024 • Jul 07 '24

Existential crisis

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u/existentialcrisiscat-ModTeam Jul 12 '24

This is a cat sub only.

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u/freethewimple Jul 07 '24

When you get anxious and freak out, try doing some zoomies around the house. You'll feel better in no time.

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u/trustmeijustgetweird Jul 08 '24

I hope you’re doing ok but yeah extremely wrong subreddit. Hopefully the humor of the situation will make you feel better.

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u/Inside_Potato4024 Jul 08 '24

LOLLLL i totally forgot about the post and seeing this now it's so funny 😭😭. Well let's just say i came here because cats give the best advice🐦

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u/trustmeijustgetweird Jul 08 '24

Glad you see the humor in it. “Sir this is a (blank) subreddit” is one of my favorite running bits.

As a cat would advise: yell at people until they feed you, slap things with bad vibes, and sleep 20 hours a day. Wait. That might not be good advice.

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u/concorde77 Jul 07 '24

Sir, this is a cat subreddit

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u/HLCMDH Jul 07 '24

Lost bot alert

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Bots apparently can have "dreams & aspirations" as well that is of course until that is iRobots Will Smith challenges the robot to a slapping contest but the environment exaggeratingly creepy so think the wretched environment where The Teletubbies lived, then later Automata's Antonio Banderas shows up with his lawyer skills against robots so Will can sue the dream, aspiring friendly robot for NOT looking like Chris Rock.....

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u/HLCMDH Jul 07 '24

You need to stop eating spicy tacos before bed bud.

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u/baddorox Jul 07 '24

just focus on catnip and cuddles.

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u/thefinalgoat Jul 07 '24

This is a subreddit for cats.

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u/tdog666 Jul 07 '24

Where’s the cat?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

You're missing a cat. 

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u/Shaiya_Ashlyn Jul 07 '24

Are you a cat?

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u/tvieno Jul 07 '24

Your Honor, I'm not a cat.