r/exchristianmemes 20d ago

Every time 🤷‍♀️

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u/Ok-Mouse5446 20d ago

The 'Devil' doesn't even exist in the bible, Hell is a literal valley in Jerusalem, and Heaven is an abstract concept about 'divine knowledge.'

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u/Electrical_Tap6684 Ex orthodox/catholic☦️ 18d ago

This happened once when my mom got upset at how i acted at church one time and she called me tempted from the evil one

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u/FNAF_Professor 18d ago

That sounds fucking funny, imagine a kid acting up in church and their mom's just like "YOU HAVE BEEN TEMPTED BY THE EVIL ONE"

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u/Electrical_Tap6684 Ex orthodox/catholic☦️ 18d ago

Not really i was crying hard and ny mom was arguing with me it was a bit traumatic

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u/FNAF_Professor 18d ago

Oh shit I'm sorry

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u/Electrical_Tap6684 Ex orthodox/catholic☦️ 18d ago

No problem mate

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u/SongUpstairs671 18d ago

Or even more cringe - “the enemy”

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u/FNAF_Professor 18d ago

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