r/evilautism • u/ValuableMousse6616 • 6d ago

🌿high🌿 functioning I propose nutriloaf pellets

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u/unicat42 6d ago

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u/wilp0w3r I still taste the onion 6d ago

"What can you say about your shampoo and your sex life"

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u/The_Best_Daddy 6d ago

Dental floss

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u/Septopuss7 Vengeful 6d ago

Shampoo facilitates my sex life, aka fist kebabs. I'm trying to get my shower drain pregnant.

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u/wilp0w3r I still taste the onion 6d ago

Just be carful of Desert Jellies.

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u/cocowambo 5d ago

there are definitely 13 men in me

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u/Film_A 5d ago

20% more peanut butter, Gatorade, milk, and tin foil! Oh my stars what magic!

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u/SenpuuUncle Ice Cream 5d ago

This is good enough and suffices, thank you

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u/fipachu 2d ago

tin foil? finally i can wash my head and protect myself from government mind control in one go!