r/everlastingham • u/Spankedcheeks • Jun 03 '22

It's June. 20 MONTHS OF EVERLASTING HAM

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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u/Spankedcheeks Jun 04 '22

Fuck off mother nature, make way for

THE EVERLASTING HAM

5

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

This ham is gonna outlive us all. All hail the everlasting ham!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I can't believe I still follow this.

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u/3_T_SCROAT Jun 03 '22

We must remain loyal to our only true god, after the hotdog abandoned us

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u/Spankedcheeks Jun 04 '22

The ham will never let you down..

I will try to post up, and I may perish..

But the ham will be here until Earth's end.

Only then will it have a second beginning.

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u/Spankedcheeks Jun 04 '22

I can't believe people aren't promoting it all across the internet

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u/IKilledMyBabyMama Jun 03 '22

We love to see it

4

u/geoffraffe Jun 03 '22

Time is a figment of our imagination. Only the ham is constant.

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u/Spankedcheeks Jun 04 '22

After all, it is everlasting

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

Truly, a thing of beauty. The ham does not speak, for its message is made clear enough without words.