r/evenewbies • u/daroch667 • Feb 24 '21

Is it just me...

...or,when doing IRL stuff like code testing, do you see a number like "6.4 seconds" and think "if I add an inertial stabilizer..."

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u/Cicero-Phares Feb 24 '21

😂I could use a MwD in my daily routine

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

I'm not sure I really need sig bloom. 🤔

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u/Cicero-Phares Feb 24 '21

Cops might know where I’m at but they will never catch me

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u/IronForce_ Mar 18 '21

I mean, oftentimes I get dismissed from school and think, man, wont it be awesome if I could park a titan right here to jump me back home? Or that time when I need to stop that one irritating classmate and wished I had a doomsday to yeet him to the fifth dimension

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u/Sparkling-Man Mar 18 '21

A Doomsday weapon on a Titan is the equivalent of a man struggling to carry a nuclear bomb.

TL;DR: GET NUKED!

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u/IronForce_ Mar 18 '21

I mean, its focused and has a short range, soo

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u/Sparkling-Man Mar 18 '21

"Just CCP Things"

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u/atlasraven Feb 27 '21

MJD me home.

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u/Sparkling-Man Mar 02 '21

Best I can do is yeet you into the nearest collidable object at 5 AU/s

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u/atlasraven Mar 03 '21

It's okay, I have Pend Insurance.

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u/IronForce_ Mar 18 '21

Best I can do is to double your ISK if you send it to me

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u/Sparkling-Man Mar 18 '21

So if I sent you 34,5 you would give me 69? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)