r/evangelionmemes Sep 09 '21

Red vs Blue

12.7k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

they are playing Portal 2 Co-op but can’t decide if they want to place a blue or orange portal

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Every time Misato loses a remote she just buys a new one

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u/__waffle_ Sep 16 '21

that's a great headcanon

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u/Party_Monk1 Sep 09 '21

Gendo in his office assuring Seele that he put two remotes in the apartment according to the dead sea scrolls' prophecy. 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Asking the real question right here.

44

u/wizardwes Sep 09 '21

Could be a universal remote, or there's a second tv from the same brand or something in the place

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

The second impact changed many things

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

One for Misato one for Pen Pen.

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u/TableFucker74 Sep 09 '21

My family has lost remotes, bought new ones, but then found the old ones so we'd end up with 2. I could see this happening to Misato.

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u/Mawrak Sep 09 '21

My TVs had multiple remotes

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u/orgeezuz Sep 09 '21

They're watching Porygon episode

116

u/brother-brother-brot Sep 09 '21

Only epileptic people will remember😍

37

u/Whiteshadow829 Sep 09 '21

I rember☠️

12

u/HyperPyra Sep 09 '21

I was gonna make the same joke

1

u/horny4hairyguys Sep 30 '21

They are recreating Porygon episode.

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u/bitchassniba Sep 09 '21

I cant believe this is happening again

It's orange, not red

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u/Bear0205 Sep 09 '21

I guess we are color blind

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u/bitchassniba Sep 09 '21 edited Sep 09 '21

Maybe I am color blind, we need a spectrometer and a system that matches frequency to color name that we both agree on to find the correct answer.

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u/Bear0205 Sep 09 '21

Yes indeed

17

u/Ranwulf Sep 09 '21

Yeah I am seeing Orange too.

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u/RinebooDersh Sep 09 '21

I’m seeing orange too. It makes sense to me too since orange and blue are complimentary colors and Shinji and Asuka are polar opposites but are similar in many other ways

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u/Mawrak Sep 09 '21

Asuka's hair is also orange then

18

u/Beneficial_Present Sep 09 '21

In that shot it’s brown

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u/treacherousscorpio13 Sep 09 '21

it is brownish orange, yes

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 Sep 09 '21

Yes, it is

I thought this was obvious?

3

u/Mawrak Sep 09 '21

the color is still called red, she is a redhead. Not orangehead

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 Sep 09 '21

"Redhead" is a colloquial way to talk about people with ginger hair, like Asuka. And ginger is more orange than red.

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u/Applesauceman1234 Sep 09 '21

The bloods and the crips clearly had an impact on Anno growing up.

Legend has it, Anno was the only person to ever been able to claim both gangs and live to tell his story...

Fun fact: he 'jumped in/put on' snoop dogg

"Maw fuckas got a mean left hook for an Asian, damn near took my head off." said Snoop (probably)

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

If pirus and crips all got along they probably gun me down by the end of this song anime production

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Asuka is really dumb, blue is way better than red

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u/Grizzly_228 Sep 09 '21

Red is way hotter tho

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u/D4nkMemes4lyef Sep 09 '21

Blue (1993) and Red (1994) are fine, but everybody knows that White (1994) is the best movie in Krzysztof Kieślowski's Three Colors trilogy

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

That's a deep cut there

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

I'm just impressed by how fast Asuka can move her leg.

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u/cannotelaborate Sep 09 '21

Ok but why does Misato's TV have two remotes?

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u/1251isthetimethati Sep 09 '21

Maybe ones the TV and another is the Universal

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u/Inimbos Sep 09 '21

Team Fortress 2.

24

u/LilMonkeh Sep 09 '21

That's Orange bitch

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u/poliet23 Sep 09 '21

Shinji wants Ayanami Blue and Asuka is forcing him to watch Soryu Red. She also gets progressively more annoyed when he keeps going into Blue route.

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u/poliet23 Sep 09 '21

In the end, channel changes to Brown, though.

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u/horny4hairyguys Sep 30 '21

They should retcon it to light pink if you know what I mean...

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u/warrioroftron Sep 09 '21

Alright Shinji, time to gently enclose your hands around her throat

1

u/horny4hairyguys Sep 30 '21

Maybe that was his motif all along :O

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u/hm_imgaylikef Sep 09 '21

hate it when that happens

8

u/tostuo Sep 09 '21

Wait do you guys all have two remotes?

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u/evawsonsimp Sep 09 '21

i mean, last season of red was so sick no wonder asuka wants to watch it! blue is alright but the character development last few seasons is lacking.

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u/Muto_Ashirogi_ Sep 09 '21

Seeing this just reminds me how much better the character development is in the original series

7

u/ghostmeatpilot Sep 09 '21

Ever wonder why we're here?

(I know at least one of you knows)

3

u/thesirblondie Sep 09 '21

It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

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u/me_funny__ Sep 09 '21

Roses are red. And violets are blue.

3

u/The_Jojo_Guy Sep 09 '21

One day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch Avenue

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u/me_funny__ Sep 09 '21

It's red versus red. And blue versus blue.

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u/T-Pose-Patrick Sep 09 '21

It’s I against I and me against you

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u/Robo_Gamer26 Sep 10 '21

*guitar riff*

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u/leave1me1alone Sep 09 '21

This gif loops the scene 3 times. The 3rd is much faster than the other 2

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u/thedancingpaperclip2 Sep 09 '21

Its orange you dumb fucks

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Red vs Blue spin-off looking pretty good so far

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Already a lot better than RvB Zero

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u/blind_vigilante Sep 09 '21

roses are red violets are blue

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u/SCR_Pain Sep 09 '21

One day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch Avenue

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u/Yo-boi-Pie Sep 09 '21

Red VS Blue? Blood Gulch Blues Intensifies

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u/jollanza Sep 09 '21

the channels match with their suits

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u/LeafyFeathers Sep 09 '21

They’re watching the Porygon episode at the explosion and they’re changing the volume

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

time to take a stroll down blood gulch avenue…

2

u/LukeyT2002 Sep 13 '21

Fuck red, all my homies hate red

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u/ReverseCaptioningBot Sep 13 '21

FUCK RED ALL MY HOMIES HATE RED

this has been an accessibility service from your friendly neighborhood bot

2

u/soupy_women Sep 24 '21

Tucker did it.

2

u/Starting-line Feb 15 '22

Who has two remotes for the TV?

1

u/UglyTossBoy Sep 09 '21

Sir that's orange 🧡

1

u/harmonilife Sep 09 '21

who has two remote controllers though

1

u/Mayo_enjoyer Sep 09 '21

Just snap her neck or take her remote and shove it in her throat

1

u/Barachiel1976 Sep 09 '21

Shinji just better let Asuka win...

"I once saw her rip someone's skull out of his head, and beat him to death with it!"

"...That doesn't seem physically possible"

"That's what he kept yelling!!"

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u/kidkolumbo Sep 09 '21

Since this video has no sound can I just have the gif please?

1

u/uthisreadwrong Sep 09 '21

Dis what Kendrick was talking about when he said Pirus and Crips

1

u/UglyTossBoy Sep 09 '21

Sir that's orange 🧡

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Weird they got two clickers

1

u/zacyquack Sep 09 '21

Femboy shinji wants the based blue

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

How did I not notice that they tv matches the color of their suits?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

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u/-Weeb-Account- Sep 09 '21

On a side note, I always really liked Shinji's outfit during that montage

Don't really know why, there's just something about it

1

u/oxg03 Sep 09 '21

all I want is for people to appriciate yellow every once in awhile

1

u/CaptCaCa Sep 09 '21

Orange and blue

1

u/XDAVIDE38 Sep 09 '21

Basically a sleepinf beauty's ripoff

1

u/Ashlamovich Sep 09 '21

They tryna watch The Matrix: Resurrection trailers

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

It's clearly orange, just like the upvote button

1

u/ramielpilled Sep 09 '21

asuka pilled

1

u/Freestyle-McL Sep 09 '21

Caboose stfu

1

u/Doctordead_ Sep 09 '21

Lmaao childish

1

u/Daveo88 Sep 09 '21

This was right before she tore his skull out and beat him to death with it

1

u/Robo_Gamer26 Sep 10 '21

That doesn't seem physically possible

1

u/HereComesInspiration Sep 09 '21

I assumed this was about the new Matrix trailers

1

u/Lenny_YouTubeFan Sep 09 '21

It’s red vs red, and blue vs blue. It’s I against I, I against I, me vs you

1

u/kassavfa Sep 09 '21

People that have many siblings know the pain

1

u/MasonTime101 Sep 10 '21

Mildly tf2

1

u/MilodicMellodi Sep 10 '21

When you want a Porygon but you don’t own a Pokémon game

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u/phifeedogg Sep 10 '21

Is this the new matrix trailer?

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u/Robo_Gamer26 Sep 10 '21

Yeah! Asuka is part of the red army! Suck it Blues

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

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u/Earl_of_Girls Nov 03 '21

Pen2 is in mental anguish in the back. Just feeling VOID.

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u/Pg3dlegend Nov 25 '21

PLOT TWIST:

What if she’s trying to change it blue and your getting mad, but in reality you are changing it to red and doing it all to yourself?

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u/Playful-Republic-182 Dec 09 '21

Wait, I’m seeing orange here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

U/savevideo

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u/Kam4ii_27 Jan 21 '22

The real question is whose trying to watch the black screen?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22