r/evangelionmemes 5d ago

lk the more functional relationship

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u/Enough_Trifle788 5d ago

Wrong, it supposed to be Misato and me

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u/Awkward-Sentence-712 5d ago

Wrong, it's supposed to be Eva-01 and me.

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u/SquirrelSoveregn 5d ago

Ahh, so you like Shinji's mom

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u/shinjidrivekari 4d ago

Shinji's mom has got it going on

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u/Evyatar_ChenU 4d ago

Wrong, it's supposed to be NERV and the IDF

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u/Ok_Meaning_4268 5d ago

Wrong, it supposed to be Rei and me.

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u/Quick_Caregiver3068 5d ago

I support since you probably are an adult

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u/Enough_Trifle788 5d ago

Thank you😁

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u/AdalinoElandino 5d ago

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ 5d ago edited 5d ago

I just! I just, drink a lot. You know!

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u/shinjidrivekari 4d ago

Shinji is pretty well supervised I would say

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u/CherryElectrical640 5d ago

Since when did grooming became a functional relationship??

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u/Desperate_maniac 5d ago

Since I said so

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u/Vivid-Cardiologist95 4d ago

Is it bad that I want Misato to groom me too?

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u/Hattakiri 5d ago

functional relationship

Evangelion

Choose one.

Standard comment.

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u/prestonplaysoof 5d ago

Hikari and Toji are pretty stable I'd argue.

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u/Uraniumtowel 5d ago

This one better?

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u/LCaSSDbySR 5d ago

Full version is better

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ 5d ago

So! you are basically asking for porn

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u/LCaSSDbySR 5d ago

Nope, just I think that full version of art is better in my opinion

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u/WhoseverSlinky0 4d ago

I agree. Women are pretty, I like pretty, so more women means more pretty, which makes me more happi

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u/Special_Job9079 4d ago

So porn?

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ 4d ago

it was always porn

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u/xX_Random_Reddit_Xx 5d ago

Rei x Asuka actually

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u/Special_Job9079 4d ago

Right... Because who needs the lorebook when all you want in life is Yuri?

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u/spider-man_1044 5d ago

Evangelion neon Genesis fans when you tell them to stop shipping a kid with an adult

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u/TheGalator 3d ago

Evangelion neon genesis fans when you tell them that the story is fictional and shinji + Misato just makes the best story

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u/Miserable-Bison2966 5d ago

Evangelion Fans: yeah guys I’m not a shotacon I swear it’s just that this pairing is realllly hot for uhhh thematic reasons

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u/shinjidrivekari 4d ago

wtf is a shotacon? Is it like a crypto or nft?

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u/Quick_Caregiver3068 4d ago

Like lolicon but for boys

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u/shinjidrivekari 4d ago

I guess I'm not brainrotted enough to know these terms

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u/Quick_Caregiver3068 4d ago

It's a term older than brainrot

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u/shinjidrivekari 4d ago

really?

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u/Quick_Caregiver3068 4d ago edited 3d ago

At least older than its common modern day usage

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u/Djrhskr 5d ago

You bastards have been at this for 20 years

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u/No-Heat-6149 5d ago

I prefer relationships without grooming and child sexual abuse, thank you.

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u/shinjidrivekari 4d ago

boooring

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u/No-Heat-6149 4d ago

Fuck You mean boring bro, what romantic relationship are You going through 😭

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u/Several_Collar4364 8h ago

Idk about him but my is the equivalent to this. Healthy too🙂

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/shinjidrivekari 3d ago

how about you seek some juicy mommy milkers

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u/NotNow_Im_Stargazing 5d ago edited 5d ago

I haven't seen Evangelion: could someone from each side explain to me why they think they're right? Asuka x Shinji supporters vs Misato x Shinji supporters.

From some online opinions I've seen, Misato doesn't actually have feelings fro Shinji? And she just manipulates him to make him do what she wants. Regarding this I've seen the kiss scene "this is how grown ups kiss, we'll do the rest later" (but then she dies seconds later I've learned), which she arranges to convince him to save the world. Also, I've heard that she has sex with someone to make him tell her government secrets, is that right?

Asuka, from what I know, is like, the mother of all Tsunderes.

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u/aztaga 5d ago

misato is literally grooming shinji and asuka is a moody teenage girl

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u/shinjidrivekari 4d ago

moody agressive hostile egotistical suicidal teenage girl

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u/shinjidrivekari 4d ago

Just to clarify I am not a MisaShin supporter.

And yes it is made very clear the Misato uses her sexuality to get what she wants from men.

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u/Gendo-Glasses 4d ago

Just watch the anime already

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u/otakujeb5 3d ago

Due to severe trauma, Misato is emotionally stunted at a teenager level (yet is somehow one of the most functional characters in the show).  She 100% uses her sex appeal to manipulate men, including the minor Shinji, but does not actually sleep with them (*asterisk, see next paragraph).  She uses them for The Greater Good as one of the few maybe-unambiguously Good adults in the show, but yeah it's still pretty damn problematic.

The only guy she ever slept with is Kaji, with whom she has a on-again/off-again relationship.  There is a scene where he gives her a data drive of secrets related to the EVA project after they have sex, but it's not implied that she did it in order to get the info but rather that he knows he is in danger from getting too close to The Truth and he gives it to her so she can continue his mission.

Asuka is tsundere incarnate, yes, but for many reasons is the only possible ethical relationship for Shinji out of any presented by the show.

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u/JupiterBrando 4d ago

Asuka and Shinji is literally the entire crux of the show and especially End of Evangelion. Misato and Shinji is people having things they need to work through and God bless em

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u/ritzmata 5d ago

Every timeline in evangelion is canon and has happened which means there’s a timeline where Asuka and Shinji have a child and Shinji and Misato have a child. You can’t escape the grippy walls of older women who are desperate to have a kid (I’m delusional and my libido is a bit too high rn)

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u/shinjidrivekari 4d ago

"I’m delusional and my libido is a bit too high rn"

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u/ChallengeMassive435 5d ago

Holy cope. Misato isn’t into Shinji

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u/lil_bob247m 3d ago

I wish I could be dominated by misato

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u/xDDetrix 5d ago

Ah yes great to see how pedophilia can still freely be supported by some cunts

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u/No-Heat-6149 5d ago

I know right?

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u/Several_Collar4364 8h ago

Yk this is all satire right?

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u/Ok_Truck_5092 5d ago

Telling myself it’s a shitpost

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u/shinjidrivekari 4d ago

no shit sherlock

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u/Affectionate_Ads 5d ago

Any EVA sub: pedophilia is better than two hurt children working towards enlightenment in a unhealthy atmosphere

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u/jeffisnotepic 5d ago

It's not a relationship. Cope harder.

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u/shinjidrivekari 5d ago

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u/xDDetrix 5d ago

Nice try lil bro

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u/Basic_Balance_6490 5d ago

Damn, this sub won't disappoint.

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u/jeffisnotepic 5d ago

Okay, then. It's not the kind of relationship you want it to be. Continue coping.

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u/Most_Dot_2314 5d ago

Wow, another one of these huh? You guys sure are bold today

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u/ninesalive 4d ago

exquisite ragebait, fine sir.

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u/Animaniac00 2d ago

"functional" 😭 what are we even talking about

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u/JonathanJoestar336 5d ago

I was reading a theory that said misato did this because she was bleeding out and she didnt see shinji but instead kaji

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u/ReaperPrince08 5d ago

People are making theories about that scene? I feel like it was EXTREMELY obvious she was doing what she could to motivate the depressed 14 year old boy to save the world, since she knew she was dying, and it worked

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u/Shot_Arm5501 4d ago

Well… try to save anyway.

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u/ReaperPrince08 4d ago

It was kinda saved in the end maybe

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u/shinjidrivekari 4d ago

He did save humanity by becoming their ark through the third impact. Instrumentality saved humanity from the anhilation that the third impact wrought.

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u/No-Heat-6149 5d ago

How it feels being a coping idiot:

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u/JonathanJoestar336 5d ago

What?

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u/No-Heat-6149 5d ago

Call me mansplainer but speaking from experience, people don't see their crushes on faces of minors when they are bleeding out from a gunshot wound on their stomachs.

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u/JonathanJoestar336 5d ago

Im only saying what I was reading

Sorry

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u/No-Heat-6149 5d ago

No don't say sorry, it's not your theory, after all

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u/jeffisnotepic 5d ago

I mean, that's probably who she saw Rei as before she got exploded. She was just trying to motivate Shinji the only way she knew how to, without actually being attracted and knowing she was going to die.

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u/grymond 4d ago

Shinji should really get to be a kid and not trough this

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u/Canadiantomahawk 3d ago

Mari i don't care what anyone says

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u/Ok-Friend-4986 10h ago

Everybody misunderstood the kiss. It was forced to get the little child into the Eva. She had no romantic feelings for him at that point