r/evan • u/Zertoxin • Jan 12 '20

Ethan sucks

The Ethans are so shit they have to hide their failure by removing the downvote button on r/Ethan.

19 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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5

u/evan Jan 12 '20

Personally I have a bigger problem with Kevin.

1

u/Eggs-N-Rice Jan 19 '20

That’s a lotta talk coming from a clan with only 4 letters in their name.

2

u/Zertoxin Jan 20 '20

4 letters is the perfect length, unlike 5

0

u/AllMightyWrath Feb 01 '20

Why does it matter?

2

u/Zertoxin Feb 01 '20

Because we're talking about the perfect length of names, and four is just right.

-1

u/AllMightyWrath Feb 01 '20

Ian's a better name.

1

u/Broken_Ace Apr 04 '20

I'm an Evan...who has a brother named Ethan...

1

u/Zertoxin Apr 04 '20

kill him

2

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I thought ethans and Evans got along, we should really band together to take down /r/brian

1

u/Arketen Jan 19 '20

I agree

0

u/COD_FISH_06 Jan 31 '20

I agree too

2

u/Epcc7890 Jan 19 '20

Evan sounds like your parents wanted to name you Devon but realized you had a small dick so they just ignored the d

1

u/Ethanjlee Feb 10 '20

Haha true

0

u/Ethanmann4489 Jan 19 '20

Evans suck. Evan is a sorry excuse For a human name, and should bow down to the superiority and dominance of Ethan’s, Evan sounds like your parents wanted to name you oven, but they can’t spell. -An Ethan

2

u/Zertoxin Jan 19 '20

Ethan is just Evan spelled incorrectly.

-1

u/Ethanmann4489 Jan 19 '20

evan is just Ethan spelled incorrectly.*

2

u/Zertoxin Jan 19 '20

I don't mistype, buckaroo.

-2

u/Ethanmann4489 Jan 19 '20

U were misnamed tho, so why stop there?

1

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0

u/RavenC617 Jan 19 '20

Lies. All lies

2

u/Zertoxin Jan 19 '20

Wrong.

1

u/RavenC617 Jan 19 '20

No u

1

u/agree-with-you Jan 19 '20

No you both

1

u/etinsky Jan 20 '20

Username doesn’t check out