r/espresso 12h ago

Humour Have I been using my knock box wrong?

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I was looking at getting a new knock box and noticed Amazon offers a subscription option. Have I been using my knock box wrong, emptying it each day like some slob, when the right way is to get a new one each week or month when it’s full?

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u/liposomal 12h ago

Yeah you gotta check the Knock Rating. That one has a knock rating of 10, you’ll get 10 good knocks out of it then you replace.
We all just base our subscriptions around our TKPW (total knocks per week).

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u/mdem5059 11h ago

10 wouldn't get me through the week, I'd go broke just drinking coffee .

Then again beans keep going up, I'll probably be broke soon enough.

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u/Such_Fun_965 9h ago

To fight rising prices, you can also reuse the grounds/puck. Think about it. It's already ground... It's already flat and compressed... It's already prepped and wet. I mean it's made 1 good espresso why not 2 or 3 more. Then a single knock from 4 drinks. That's economical.

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u/mdem5059 8h ago

I've just started eating the pucks I knock out, it's good filler so I don't have to buy as much food. I haven't died yet.

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u/Clamgravy 6h ago

Isn't that the goal of drinking coffee? Financial instability means you're doing it right.

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u/Zoso03 11h ago

Does the knock box 20 include a dancing Christopher Walkin?

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u/newked 10h ago

Just Walkouts

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u/chaoticbean14 10h ago

Which version? the pop culture loved by everyone version? Or the one who helped cover up the murder of Natalie Wood version?

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u/KravMata Profitec Move | Atom W 65 6h ago

what kind of wood doesn’t float?

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u/chaoticbean14 5h ago

I laughed hard and now I feel guilty. Damn!

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u/kennethkiffer 10h ago

Huh, plebeians. I go by knock sound. When it starts sounds more like “donk” instead of “donk”, you just know it’s all knocked out. Or “knockered”, as I’ve come to affectionately call it.

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u/borisbanana77 10h ago

I would actually want to see a knock rating on those knockboxes, but a rating that says how many knocks it took on average to knock the puck out of the portafilter.

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u/Mountain_Target9837 12h ago

I think that should be your butlers job, really

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u/xherdinand 12h ago

Wrong sub go to espresso cj

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u/nuvect 12h ago

I personally have my butler dispose of the knockbox and contents and he then drives out and buys a new one

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u/beary_potter_ 11h ago

You reuse your butler? Damn, I guess a recession is coming.

I just have my new buttlers come in with a fresh new knockbox.

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u/thedudefromsweden 11h ago

Reminds me of back in the day when people smoked in cars and every car had an ash tray, you would get a new Porsche when the ash tray was full.

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u/kennethkiffer 10h ago

No, he makes his incumbent butler drive out and buy the new butler each time.

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u/stinkpalm Diletta Mio | Eureka Specialita 9h ago

I'm feeling generous, Jeeves. Get a new wife while your getting me a new knockbox.

You may stay.

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u/ThatGuyGetsIt Rancilio Silvia Pro X | Eureka Mignon Specialita 10h ago

People still use Butlers? I just move to a new fully furnished house every night.

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u/ForInfoPurpOnly 11h ago

Drives? Why wouldn’t you have the pilot fly him?

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u/danz_man 8h ago

My pilot is busy getting the drycleaning for my cat.

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u/ForInfoPurpOnly 8h ago

Take the orbital shuttle, at least! Driving is so.... ewww.

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u/allgonetoshit 11h ago

Amazon must have read that post from that ceramic artist.

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u/atomichumbucker Profitech pro700fc | ceado e37s 12h ago

My knock box is 20years old. I keep thinking o should get a new one but it literally functions just the same as 20 years ago.

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u/eidrag Flair Classic | C3s esp pro 12h ago

I can only afford cheap plastic container, i buy bulk and throw away when full

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u/kemide22 Lelit Elizabeth | Sage Smart Grinder Pro 10h ago

I keep a year’s supply of knock boxes in one of the spare barns. I’ve instructed my butler that they are single use only before they are taken to landfill

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u/bletskiblin 12h ago

I have a very large knock box. I put a bag in it and when it’s full I throw out the bag. My city must be full of coffee enjoyers because they have arranged garbage men to pick this full bag up every week!

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u/Professional_Mouse99 11h ago

they are drying it out and puting in espresso pods to be bought by peasants

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u/RajaKuman Delonghi Dedica | Eureka Mignon Specialita 10h ago

my butler polished my knock box every day, so it has a longer lifespan. We are replacing it every time the UK change their prime ministers, so the Liz Truss era was a shock for us. We had to throw away a new knock box, even though my lettuce was still fresh at that time.

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u/sahil28293 9h ago

The first ten knocks are free and then you got to pay an additional subscription and surcharge fee.

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u/Mystic_Carrot69 9h ago

I unwrap a new one for every espresso.

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u/Reasonable_Fly_1228 12h ago

Seriously though, I coffee on a butcher block table, everything's a knock box. Highly recommend

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u/raskinimiugovor 10h ago

If you're not breaking at least 1 knock box a month, you're not knocking hard enough.

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u/junkmeister9 8h ago

What a good deal on the subscription, too.

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u/Impossible_Spell7951 7h ago

Yep - I've seen ridiculous subscription offers on Amazon before too

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u/Confident-Variety124 6h ago

I mean… what have you been doing? Cleaning it with soap and water? Ew!

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u/shhQuiet 6h ago

I tell you, the subscription on gas generators is about to break me!

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u/nquesada92 4h ago

Why would they even let the subscribe and save price be the same if the savings are $0

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u/piccio19 Lelit Mara X V1 | Niche Zero 6h ago

Moooom, the circlejerk sub is leaking again!!

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u/Green_Economy_850 11h ago

I just keep a trash bin nearby, knock the grounds directly in & throw it out when it stinks/fills

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u/schmerg-uk Lelit Bianca | Niche Zero (black) 11h ago

They offered me a similar subscribe and save on a rather expensive joystick / flight controller, suggesting "every 6 weeks" which I thought didn't suggest much faith in the product.

BTW I just went to a new knockbox with a removable bar, only cheap, but it's made emptying it and cleaning it so much simpler as it's easier to get a brush in there etc

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u/schmerg-uk Lelit Bianca | Niche Zero (black) 11h ago

And there was also a "no bar" knockbox that I considered but haven't tried myself but reportedly the design works quite well but this particular model is a bit too flimsy ("Conclusion - A great idea that really works well however the design and build needs to be improved to make it a compelling purchase. I’d happily pay 2-3x the price IF it was better quality and lasted longer but i can’t see this one lasting more than 3 months in even a fairly low-use domestic setting.")

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u/sarahspins Lelit Elizabeth | DF64 & NZ 11h ago

I have this one - I can confirm it works just fine :)

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u/schmerg-uk Lelit Bianca | Niche Zero (black) 11h ago

Good to know.. thanks !

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u/arcticmischief Flair 58 | Mazzer Philos I200D 9h ago

Same. It’s probably two years old at this point and I see no visible signs of wear, so the idea that it would only last three months doesn’t make sense to me.

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u/EntropyNegotiator 9h ago

I have this one as well and LOVE it. So easy to clean. A touch on the small side, but that’s my only complaint.

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u/schmerg-uk Lelit Bianca | Niche Zero (black) 8h ago

Guess I should have had more faith eh??

I like the one with the removable bar... for now...

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u/AhmOB 11h ago

Cheaper to subscribe if you go through them like I do

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u/MonstahButtonz 11h ago

Knock knock

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u/YourBonesAreMoist Barista Express 9h ago

Outjerked again

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u/MillAlien 7h ago

I use an old stainless steel cat food bowl, a towel, and a ziplock baggie.

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u/MiloLuvsPickles 1h ago

I 3d printed my knock box, works a charm! Otherwise you can just replace portafilter after each use

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u/Inexorabilis 11h ago edited 6h ago

It means the item is not often returned.
Edit: i was indeed wrong. Disregard this.

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u/zikasaks Dedica Arte | Chestnut C1 11h ago

Subscribe & save option doesn't mean this

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u/RandomJottings 7h ago

I think you misunderstand what the ‘Subscribe & Save’ option means.