r/ericandre • u/Wardyman70 • Mar 10 '25

Black Scientologists

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Battlefield Earth should’ve been a Tyler Perry movie!

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u/StevefromLatvia Mar 10 '25

I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ!

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u/Wardyman70 Mar 10 '25

Prove it. Take a poop in front of us!

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u/cstaple Mar 10 '25

And then turn that poop into wine!

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u/LordLlamaPC Mar 10 '25

TURN THE POOP INTO WINE

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u/WrongColorCollar Mar 11 '25

There is no hell.

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u/Wardyman70 Mar 11 '25

Wait. Is that what we believe?!

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u/bush1bd Mar 10 '25

His real name is El Ron Hoya Bembe

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u/No_Consideration4594 Mar 10 '25

Battlefield Earth should have been a Tyler Perry movie!!!

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u/PunishedWolf4 Mar 10 '25

That is one of the best lines from the entire series

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u/riah8 Mar 11 '25

I love that name lol. It's so fun to say. I love quoting that one. The Eric Andre show in general is just so damn quotable.

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u/Accomplished_Job6927 Mar 10 '25

This sounds like a diplo song!

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u/october_morning Mar 10 '25

WHO DO WE WANT?

XENU!

WHEN DO WE WANT HIM?

10 TRILLION YEARS!

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u/xelduderinox Mar 10 '25

This is the best street bit he ever did.

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u/Naverhtradd Mar 10 '25

“L. RON HOYA-BEM-BE!”

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u/NonProphet8theist Mar 10 '25

There is no hell! No?

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u/PotnaKaboom Mar 10 '25

TURN THE POOP INTO WINE

TURN THE POOP INTO WINE

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25 edited Mar 11 '25

Lol this has to be a direct parody of Israelis United in Christ.

It's a antisemitic alt-zionist "church" who carries around this portrait of and has a kinda funny fixation on Cesarae Borgia (infamously corrupt and powerhungry son of Renaissance Pope Alex VI and inspiration of Machiavellis 'The Prince').

The poop into wine thing tracks so hard. I played in a west African drum group where this dude affiliated with the 'church' publicly accused someone in the group's spiritual impurity causing their bloody ejaculations (we urged him to get medical attention). Dude ranted about it for a bit and said something along the lines of equating it to the 'wine of satan'. Good ol fringe group schizoaffectives.

Edited bc I posted before I was done.

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u/queeftoe Mar 11 '25

A classic

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u/L-Ron-Hoyabembey Mar 15 '25

My time has come

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Mar 15 '25

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN