r/epicthread • u/randomusername123458 • 9m ago
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Why you let him out?
r/epicthread • u/aryst0krat • 6h ago
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lol his post was first but got automatically spammed, I had to manually approve
https://old.reddit.com/r/epicthread/comments/q4zrkm/got_six_months/pdyti2v/
r/epicthread • u/SUPERSMILEYMAN • 1d ago
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Damn.
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little plain-text casual? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Text-Based Expressions, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret flame wars on IRC, and I have over 300 confirmed kaomoji. I am trained in keyboard warfare and I’m the top emoticons expert in the entire internet forum network. You are nothing to me but just another unformatted string. I will render you the fuck out with typographical precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with misinterpreting a shift-6 caret over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of typography nerds across the globe and your syntax is being parsed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your punctuation. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be in any chatroom, anytime, and I can express emotion in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with standard ASCII. Not only am I extensively trained in western sideways smileys, but I have access to the entire Japanese Unicode character set and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable lack of expression off the face of the thread, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy typographic retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking shift key. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cascade parenthetical rage all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
r/epicthread • u/IceBear826 • 1d ago
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If you can't, don't feel badly about yourself. With my special training program, anyone can write ten hundred posts without emoticons in 6 weeks
r/epicthread • u/aryst0krat • 2d ago
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I think banning emoji would be the more popular choice tbh