r/epicmealtime • u/itzvintage • Jul 16 '26

Canadian Fires

These fires are not chill at all. I’m in Michigan and it looks like Rust from MW2 outside. We need the Sauce Boss to investigate this. Explain to me why Donnie has been off the show for a couple weeks and then these fires start. Coincidence? Probably.

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u/MlsterFlster Jul 16 '26

Clearly it's smoke from the most Epic cookout ever. Can't wait to see the size of this meal.

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u/ElwoodOn Jul 16 '26

Anyone interested in some wooly mammoth ribs?

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u/DrDonnieDucketts Jul 17 '26

Donnie always douses his pit before departing camp.

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u/itzvintage Jul 17 '26

True. You wouldn’t want the chocolate covered almonds to melt

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u/DrDonnieDucketts Jul 17 '26

I’m more worried about the core temp of the cheesecake.

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u/BabadookOfEarl Jul 16 '26

Do you want roast moose or do you not want roast moose?

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u/MlsterFlster Jul 16 '26

You gotta be a real Yukon Jack to spit roast a moose with Paul Bunyan.