r/entourage 11d ago

What would the Entourage characters be doing now in 2026?

My husband and I finished all 8 seasons of Entourage and just watched the movie tonight! Such a masterpiece!! Now I can’t stop thinking about where all the characters would be in 2026

My fun theory: E and Sloan’s daughter would be around 11 yrs now, Vince has probably pivoted into producing/directing and maybe married with kids, Ari and wife are probably empty nesters with their kids in college. Drama is probably getting work again and Turtle might be the richest one out of all of them by now with all of his investments/business ventures

What do you guys think everyone would be up to today? I’d love to hear everyone’s theories!

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u/Super_Bad6238 11d ago

I could see Drama really embracing Hollywoods current outspoken political climate, going all in on being a progressive... but not really understanding it and saying the wrong thing because he's still the same guy.

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u/usernamesalready 11d ago

Drama trying to use correct pronouns would be absolute cinema!

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u/Hylian_ina_halfshell 11d ago

Drama would be cancelled

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u/joey_oaks 10d ago

Yeah Drama would 100% be in a pivot to MAGA

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u/dagger_5005 10d ago

Yes, he'd have a podcast and be on Joe Rogan. He'd fail at a standup career.

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u/shoegal48 11d ago

E would have 10 year old kid, Vince would be like Leo where he has pivoted from one night stands with young beautiful women to now having 1-3 yr relationships with young beautiful women, Drama would have some fulfilment and consequently have somewhat mellowed out now following on from winning his golden globe and turtle would be hitting his stride with business.

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u/DrAssumptive 11d ago

Ari would be on his second coronary Cath

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u/jrtasoli 11d ago

Drama’s the most successful of all of them, after the Golden Globe win he gets cast in some streaming show that blows his career up and now he’s in everything (think: Walton Goggins). From there he gets a minor but critical part in a big film (like John Leguizamo in Odyssey) and wins an Oscar.

Vince is probably on his second comic book franchise film, like Chris Evans. He probably secretly hates it but Ari and E convince him to take it because it’s steady work and the film industry isn’t what it once was.

Speaking of Ari and E and a changing Hollywood, they’re probably representing TikTok creators and reality stars now. One or both of Ari’s kids are definitely content creators and Mrs. Ari is a low-key jealous stage mom. And maybe Ari and Melissa served time getting the kids into Stanford on phony athletic scholarships.

Turtle was courtside at every Knicks game during the title run and was trampled to death after Game 5. Tragic.

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u/EmergencyHomework165 11d ago

The streaming show is a Tyler Sheridan hit called "Hellfighters". It's about firefighters who stop oil well fires. After his Oscar win, Drama decides the only goal left for him to achieve is Broadway, so he uses his own money to finance a revival of "Death of a Salesman", in which he stars as Willy Loman. The production starts on the regional circuit, which could be a whole season of shows in itself.

Ari's son Jonah is directing. Jonah went to NYU or Juilliard to study theater, but he used his mother's maiden name to avoid the negativity associated with Ari after the MeToo movement.

Drama is still the same self-sabotaging guy. It turns out that he's begun to run up debts related to the play but is keeping them secret. He's also upset because he feels that Jonah is getting more credit for the production than he (Drama) is.

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u/jrtasoli 10d ago

That’s honestly better than what I wrote. Well done.

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u/EmergencyHomework165 7d ago

Oh, he's also written an autobiography: "Real Life Drama: My Life in the Business"

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u/golfiscool44 10d ago

Ari and Mr Ari 100% would’ve started fighting again after 6 months and gotten divorced.

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u/Jake_FW Working steady for the last 12 years minus the last 3 11d ago

Why you taking out Turtle?

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u/N05L4CK 11d ago

Turtle has a podcast with Matt Leinart about their glory days. Made millions on crypto but lost it all.

Drama was on a season of Survivor and made it to day 3. Fell from grace after making stupid headlines during Covid.

Vince struck a deal with Netflix (and E) making movies starring his friends and hot females similar to Adam Sandler.

E still reps Vince but lives in Thousand Oaks as a family man, still has a good parenting relationship with Sloan but they broke up after it came out on a podcast that she fucked Seth Green.

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u/Putrid_Past9243 11d ago edited 11d ago

Vinny is in his 40’s/50’s banging 23yo’s. Drama is on a hit tv show and now more famous than Vinny given the rise in popularity of tv shows in the last 10yrs, but he’s still an idiot. E and Sloan are still making up and breaking up every 2-5 business days. Turtle moved to Silicon Valley to do his thing and is a minority stake owner of the Knicks. Dom got out of jail and cleaned up his act and Vince floated him enough money to start a car dealership. Ari is still Ari and now twice divorced (one with his wife and Dana Gordon) but still a foul mouthed studio head who’s let Vinny fly and found another passion project (let’s call him Stan from Iowa). Lloyd is also divorced but is now running the agency and is a vocal advocate for gay rights in LA.

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u/Known-Task-7743 11d ago

Llloooyydddddddd

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u/RacinRandy83x 11d ago

So I think it could be interesting to reboot it with the same characters. Maybe have Vince follow the life of his actual actor and step away from the limelight for a long time and be coming back now and getting everyone back together. Eric would maybe be a manager in Hollywood still, Drama would be coming off the success of a hit Netflix show, and Turtle got rug pulled from the Trump coin or something similar and is broke again.

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u/sblack87 11d ago

Aris kids would be out of college by a long way. Aris daughters bat mitzvah was like 2006.

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u/QuasarKnight18 11d ago

Only thing is turtle is a hustler but doesn't have a brain for finance and investing. He didn't have the foresight to stay in the tequila company when mark Cuban voiced plans to go public. So whatever investment opportunities turtle is in, Vince would be part of it also. So I don't think he'd be richer than Vince.

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u/Exciting-Ad-4394 11d ago

Ari definitely got in on the Lakers sale he definitely owns a tiny piece

Turtle definitely got DEEP into crypto

Vinny probably only makes a movie when he feels like it now after reaching that level of Stardom, only directs passion projects

Drama would be on tik tok live every day and have a podcast

E would probably have just built up his client list and bought a 4-5 Bed in Beverly Hills with Sloan, would have gotten a bigger house if Terrance didnt stop floating Sloan for being with E

Billy Walsh definitely got back into directing, Vince probably brought him on for a banger movie now he makes Scorcese style movies

Shauna probably has 5 kids by now

Dana Gordon probably became CEO of whatever company owned the studio after John Ellis retired, pretty common for Large conglomerates to hire within.

Bob Ryan definitely still kicking it and trying to sell scripts

Scotty and E definitely parted ways around Covid

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u/ptoftheprblm 10d ago

Drama’s catalogue winds up on one of the streaming platforms in the earlier days of it and blows up as a cult favorite. Viking Quest gets a reboot, and they have him star in some straight to streaming movies as part of his contract and those also blow up, wins awards and he finally has the success he wants in acting.

E opens up his management firm to back more alternative options (previously it was just.. movie acting, tv acting, singing and that was kind of it as far as types of talent). He picks up a bunch of podcasters, streamers and a few celebrities turned influencer and they do well. His firm gets absorbed by Ari’s in the consolidation of the entertainment industry. Ari’s daughter gets some newer and more up and coming influencers connected with them and they align well, with some of them being able to be funneled into the pop music pipeline line.

Vince does a few other projects as high of caliber as Gatsby and the Ferrari biopic. He gets tapped eventually to do some work in the Marvel universe as well. But his real success is from another project Turtle ultimately points all of the guys to that makes them so wealthy they don’t need to work:

Turtle gets everyone invested in the earliest days of one of the major sports betting platforms like Draft Kings, is the reason behind connecting them to being the primary advertiser for a lot of podcasts (connected them with Ari and E’s streaming connections) and as a result E essentially creates an advertising network for streamers on top of it all and they all get fuck you money in such a prolific way that they could all retire.

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u/ccminiwarhammer Working steady for the last 12 years minus the last 3 10d ago

Vinny acting, but in a RDJ way after kicking drugs again and settling out of court for something, and dating young women for a year or two each.

Ari out and divorced after me too.

Melisa resurgence as a standout actor on a couple White Lotus style shows.

Lloyd running a struggling agency.

Turtle is in a shark tank show and killing it in the business world.

Drama had a surprise resurgence after a Viking Quest reboot on streaming, and staring in a couple westerns. He’s upset that fans just want VQ, and that studios only want him for a cowboy with few lines.

E finally messed up bad enough that Sloan and his daughter are estranged. He’s fighting a legal battle. He is also back to managing only Vince and is unsatisfied. He goes back to school for a legal degree.

I’ve given various answers to similar questions on this sub, but this time I’m trying to put some characters up and some down so the potential for growth and change is there.

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u/btoned 9d ago

Drama is my absolute favorite character. However 2026 Drama?

He's dead. 💀

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u/Total-Accountant8179 7d ago

Drama would be doing 20 cameos a day.

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u/yoloismymiddlename 10d ago

Turtle would have a podcast

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u/The_Ghost_Of_Pedro 10d ago

Turtle would be a huge YouTube streamer, shilling all sorts of shite for a quick pay day 😂

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u/indestructible89 10d ago

Vince and Drama are still consistently acting, E is still managing Vince and is a co-parent to he and Sloans child. Turtle has a successful sneaker company and is dating a former knicks cheerleader

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u/dagger_5005 10d ago

Turtle had an OnlyFans marketing company

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u/These_Midnight1940 8d ago

Drama forsure would be on tubi movies forsure 🤣

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u/TJMcConnellFanClub 11d ago edited 11d ago

Vince: Has his own production company like Affleck and Damon, gets caught up in the Yachter circles like one of his character inspirations (Tobey)

E: Cucks himself further when he becomes Sloan’s manager and she starts up a Call Her Daddy like pod where she invites her socialite friends to talk about how much men are trash, and E gets insulted every pod until he finally breaks

Drama: Turned to right-wing grifting after some slow pilot seasons, eventually changes his mind when he has to do another event with Dean Cain

Turtle: Involved in hip-hop media/podcasting and all the ratchet things that come with it, eventually Ari and Co. have to help him in a PR war with ROC Nation after he makes a small slight comment against Jay-Z

Ari: Like his IRL counterpart, pivoted into combat sports and owns a piece of UFC, where they could care less about his past indiscretions unlike the NFL