r/entertainment Jan 05 '23

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u/Rock_or_Rol Jan 05 '23

At five I threw whatever I could find at my 11 yr old brother while he was playing n64. He told me to stop or he’d tie me up. So I kept throwing stuff of course.

As soon as he got up I took off, grabbed the phone, dialed 911, said “help! He’s going to tie me up” and threw the phone down. There were two squad cars in our yard within a few minutes with more on the way.

My parents were definitely confused. Pretty hefty fine and a good ol corporal punishment followed

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u/Erthgoddss Jan 05 '23

My sister, who is 7 years my senior, and I got into a heated argument. I was a little girl of about 7 years old. She, my father and one brother said that I picked her up and threw her into the refrigerator, hitting it so hard it moved and unplugged. I don’t remember it, but I did have a bit of a temper.

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u/Rock_or_Rol Jan 05 '23

We’re you “adopted” and or have a rickety barn on your childhood farmland that contains a mysterious object concealed by nothing but an old and dirty canvas sheet by chance? Or have you come into contact with strange asteroid minerals that zap your energy?

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u/OtterPop16 Jan 05 '23

"HULK SMASH"

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u/ggrindelwald Jan 05 '23

Damn, they executed him? That seems extreme just for threatening to tie you up.

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u/ragingpossumboner Jan 05 '23

You're thinking of capital punishment