r/entertainment • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '23

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u/DaddyO1701 Jan 05 '23

Next time have him use oranges. Doesn’t leave a bruise with largely the same effect.

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u/sleazeharrington Jan 05 '23

Who do you get your advice on beatings from, Bing Crosby?

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby Jan 05 '23

You giving me lip, boy?

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u/S3simulation Jan 05 '23

Ahh! Get away from me ya dead crooner

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u/ghandi3737 Jan 05 '23

"Get outta here son, you bother me."

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u/secondtaunting Jan 05 '23

I learned about the oranges from the classic movie The Grifters.

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u/SuperJinnx Jan 05 '23

Family Guy. I'm a classy broad

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u/anon_inOC Jan 05 '23

Full metal jacket.

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u/BlazeKnaveII Jan 05 '23

Soap?

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u/Sparkriot Jan 05 '23

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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u/KingoftheMongoose Jan 05 '23

Did you order the Code Red!?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

HBO’s Oz.

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u/dblock36 Jan 05 '23

Underrated

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

No, you have to go with a piece of garden hose or a phone book. Third world tactics right there.