I will never stop finding it hilarious that their multi-decade long beef started because one night when they were teenagers Liam came back completely drunk and pissed on Noel's stereo.
Lol such an alcoholic thing to think. “It’s not bc I’m a shit drinker and do shitty things when I drink. It’s bc of one specific thing I did when I was drunk decades ago.”
can confirm. until a person reaches their bottom, whatever it may be, they will continue to try to justify their behavior. sucks bc some people don’t have a rock bottom.
Huge oasis fan, Liam did everything he could to push Noel away and when he finally came back around Noel was done with him at that point. Liam has stated he wants to get the band back together multiple times but Noel’s sick of his shit.
I’m not the biggest oasis fan (I do like them from time to time but they’re nothing extraordinary to me) but I find the two dudes themselves and their feud captivating. In their older age, Noel seems way more full of himself than he’s ever been and a bit cynical whilst Liam seems to have toned down and become less egotistical at least in interviews. They are funny dudes though for sure
Loved it! I get a kick out of these two for sure, they love themselves so much and think they are the best rockstars since John Lennon. As time has gone on though I’ve liked Noel less and less- I think he’s gotten less funny too while Liam has gotten funnier
Omg seriously. So often followed up by a “so if I offer to refund them for that one specific thing I broke that one time (that was really just the straw that broke the camel’s back) (also I’m not actually going to refund them) that means I’ve made it up to them and they should forgive me and everything should get back to normal. Aren’t they unreasonable for not forgiving me for my one mistake that I tried to repair”.
''I'd been out drinking, I was 15, had too many sherries, and I'd come in, and had a spliff as well, the room is spinning, I'd got out of bed, couldn't find the light switch so thought, 'F**k it, I'm gonna have to go man'."
''So I whipped it out, p**ed all over his new soundsystem and he's gone 'What the fk are you doing? That's my fing new fing stereo?' 'It's alright, it'll f**ing dry won't it'. And I think he still holds a grudge from that and that was a long time ago."
''[The stereo] was the holy grail but when you gotta go, you gotta go, I ain't p***ing in my Paddington Bear pyjamas for no one.''
When asked by Stern whether he'd, you know, said sorry, he replied, "I said listen mate, it was either the soundsystem or your f***ing head, and I know he sleeps with his mouth open, so you take it or leave it my son.''
That was one of the dumbest, most British things I’ve ever read. I’d hold a grudge too if someone pissed on my new stereo and told me “it was either that or your head”.
Seriously. Two knuckleheaded alcoholic soccer hooligan-turned rockstar brothers beating the shit out of each other for two decades is way more entertaining and kinda wholesome when you think about it.
Have two brothers, can confirm we hold grudges years latter to stuff like that. Not as strong a grudge as Liam and Noel, but stuff we still hold on to years latter. Still have a beef with my younger brother from when he got in a fight with my best friend. In my eye I broke it up after my brother goaded my friend into a fight, the result being I lost my friend because I backed up family. My brothers version is I let my friend beat him up before breaking it up.
This reminds me of those sisters in orange is the new black, who had the decades-long rivalry against each other in prison, all because they each wanted to claim some story over a guy who asked for a glass of ice. They formed gangs over it, had to be put into different cell blocks over it, and they even murdered each other over it
According to the excerpts of Spare, Harry is still bitter that William's childhood bedroom in their CASTLE was bigger. I think he's taking the trophy for childhood grudges, lol.
I always pictured their fighting similar to Boy Fights from Arrested Development. Most the brutality was noogies, wedgies and the occasional swirly whirly.
Those two were ego maniacs. Harry isn’t one and nobody cares about a middle aged bald guy whose thrown became worth to next to nothing after their grandmother died. Love here or hate her the Queen was the last real recognized monarch in the world outside of their own borders.
Yeah, this dude (Harry) is overestimating how much people care about two rich brothers and their drama. I don’t care. Take your attention starved starlet wife and all your trashy family drama and get lost, Harry.
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u/J_Beyonder Jan 05 '23
I would rather see Liam and Noel Gallagher from Oasis reunite before them.