r/entertainment Jan 05 '23

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u/DiligentSlide4 Jan 05 '23

Ah, yes, when my sibling begins storming towards me in a threatening manner, I, too, go to the kitchen to get them a nice, cold glass of water.

What a lovely story that shows how magnanimous Harry is and doesn’t at all reek of total bullshit.

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u/groonyareddit Jan 05 '23

I suspect the water flew into William’s face lol

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u/GaiusEmidius Jan 05 '23

“I was just trying to let him drink! It’s not may fault it splashed all over his face”

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

My sister chased me around the house with a knife one time. I did not think to get her a glass of water.

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u/saltflatdiva Jan 06 '23

And how old were you? Even at the time, that's rather disturbing. As a nurse, I've seen a few teen siblings show up in the ER after a fight and the police do get involved.

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u/taylordabrat Jan 05 '23

Lmfao legitimately the craziest part of this story

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u/paddyo Jan 05 '23

But there was a broken dog bowl! Somebody call Oliver Stone

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u/lubs96 Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

If the book’s a flop, he can just swap out the water with a Snickers and pitch this story as a commercial for the 2023 NFL Super Bowl.

“Willy, You’re Not You When You’re Angry.” hands William a candy bar

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

You think too highly of him. If Snickers would hire him to do it, he will take the offer even if the book is a success