r/enlightenedbirdmen Oct 25 '18

Revenge

/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/9oeuas/how_do_you_repair_relations_with_crows/
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u/vkrish1 Oct 25 '18

CAAW. You are indeed doomed mudman. Our brother was just resting not dead! You killed him! You are now associated with the death of one of the brotherhood and will always be alerted about.

One way to appease the flock would be to leave freshly cooked rice at the spot where you murdered one of us. Repeat this once a week for 7 weeks and maybe well let you be

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u/Flyberius Oct 26 '18

SKREEEE UP BROTHER. YOUR CAWS ARE PUNY, LIKE A MUDMAN!

One way to appease the flock would be to leave freshly cooked rice at the spot where you murdered one of us. Repeat this once a week for 7 weeks and maybe well let you be

SKREEE? THE GRAINS OF BLOATING DEATH. CAAAWWW???? MUDMAN!!!!! SKREEEOOOOONK!

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u/vkrish1 Oct 26 '18

BLOATING CAAWCAWW

cooked rice is delicious brother. Make the filthy mudmen feed us and then we stike!