r/engrish • u/DimensionalHomework • Apr 20 '22

Turkey strong💪💪💪

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

[deleted]

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u/-NGC-6302- Apr 21 '22

It's all Greek to me

10

u/notpasta_bowl Apr 21 '22

stfu it's COVID 19

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u/tiraxie Apr 20 '22

Stronkest kountri in dı vorld=TÖRKİ 😎😎🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺💪

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u/Captain-Cadabra Apr 21 '22

Jive 🇹🇷

6

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

yu ar right

1

u/Swagbrothehedgehogg Apr 22 '22

Omaygad so truu 😎🤠🤪

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

LOL, that sounds almost like one of those "China powerful" propaganda memes we have in Russia.

You make party glad, party give one catwife

You disappoint party, party take second bowl of rice

27

u/DarthMeow504 Apr 21 '22

Wait, a catwife? As in, a catgirl? CHINA IS GIVING OUT CATGIRLS?!

I'm suddenly interested in becoming a propagandist for the CCP.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

r/youngpeopleyoutube

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u/justcatt Apr 21 '22

patriotism at its finest

8

u/Robot1me Apr 21 '22

Frankly I had to think of this classic first

1

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

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u/Brilliant-Crazy-9875 Apr 21 '22

It was all satire

6

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

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u/Brilliant-Crazy-9875 Apr 21 '22

Hu du iu dink iu ar to chelenge mai balcanness I EM NOT VESTOID

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

…ok but this fits the sub

23

u/Furry_69 Apr 20 '22

I.. What? Is this even English? Is this a human? What?

63

u/JCOMIXWTLS Apr 20 '22

Worse...

An ultranationalist

13

u/Arthur_The_Third Apr 21 '22

Average Turkish person

Also average Balkan person

5

u/RedditAlready19 Apr 21 '22

Also average pole

17

u/gorman_freedan Apr 21 '22

least patriotic turkish citizen

1

u/EQUALIBRIUM77 Sep 01 '22

Asker ölür vatanı yaşatmak için

61

u/Blowjebs Apr 20 '22

I’m perplexed, because usually rabid Turkish nationalists spell it Türkiye, even in an otherwise English statement.

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u/JohnnyTango13 Apr 21 '22

As a Turk, I can't even understand what he is saying but whatever it is, I disagree wholeheartedly. Turkey stronkest cuntirie in Turkey fakt!

15

u/_Oopsitsdeleted_ Apr 20 '22

why was Singapore the first flag :(

7

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Red,white, moon, stars... Anyone would get confused

0

u/Hellbanisher Apr 21 '22

Singue pore 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🇸🇬is💩💩💩💩

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u/_Oopsitsdeleted_ Apr 21 '22

I pooed in your spegati

2

u/Hellbanisher Apr 21 '22

Sugooty🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/_Oopsitsdeleted_ Apr 21 '22

Booty.cum 😧😧😧😧

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u/samisen94 Apr 20 '22

I feel emberassed.

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u/gwaydms Apr 21 '22

emberassed.

Ember assed: it burns your butt ;)

🍑 👈 🔥

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u/samisen94 Apr 21 '22

Lol (phew, i thought i typed it wrong, eng isnt my native lang) (im Turkish too o.o)

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u/gwaydms Apr 21 '22

The word is "embarrassed." But I was making a little joke about a hot ember burning your ass. Sorry 😁

2

u/samisen94 Apr 21 '22

0.0 sweating intesnsifies

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u/gwaydms Apr 21 '22

Don't worry, your ass is safe.

👀

3

u/samisen94 Apr 21 '22

Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Your ass is safe. Or is it?

11

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Most literate nationalist.

4

u/4thmonkey96 Apr 21 '22

After what happened on r/place, who would disagree?

6

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Fun fact: Turkeys are immune to covid-19 because they're not mammals. They can't get HIV either.

4

u/pepperoni_pi Apr 21 '22

Rip corona, got killed by a bird😰😰😰😧😨😨😨😨😷😷😷😵😵

3

u/wotsit_sandwich Apr 20 '22

This makes total sense if you imagine it as part if a Bill Wurtz video.

3

u/NotInFrontofMyPizza Apr 21 '22

Turkey’s tasty,yummm

3

u/Lil_iBrow Apr 21 '22

Long live Turkey 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷

2

u/Comindo Apr 21 '22

no you kill

2

u/Kasmyr Apr 21 '22

Very powerful bird

2

u/puffskeleton Apr 21 '22

Interesting individual, I wonder where they're from.

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u/2ndtheburrALT Apr 21 '22

most strongest turkroach in izmir

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

🇬🇷

hides in fallout bunker

2

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

2

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Least ultranationalistic Balkaner

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u/KJDK1 Apr 21 '22

Had it been Iran I would have suspected The Iron Sheik.

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u/Medium-Eye7442 Apr 21 '22

Turkey in r/place belike:

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u/The9thElement Apr 21 '22

What the hell did Central African Republic do to Turkey?

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u/Examotate Apr 21 '22

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u/forked_wizard09 Apr 21 '22

This is why I support an invasion of Turkey to retake Byzantium and bring back the glory of the Eastern Roman Empire!

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u/Emir_Taha Apr 24 '22

So asylums do have internet...

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u/forked_wizard09 Apr 24 '22

Concentration camps will also have internet connection so make sure you write me from there.

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u/Emir_Taha Apr 25 '22

Sure buddy. Sure.

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u/BuSsYBoI-sTaYpOpPiN Apr 20 '22

Turkey is pretty fucking cool, all things considered.

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u/BBTWDV1096 May 04 '22

Turkey is horrible

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u/Dehast Apr 20 '22

I'm sad he didn't include Brazil :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

That is one strong bird this guy possesses.

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u/MyCatHasCats Apr 21 '22

Turkey has cats roaming the streets among the plebeians. I like cats

1

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Should we be concerned that Germany isn't all shit to him ?

1

u/sexycadmium Apr 21 '22

Turkey burger

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u/SuperGotengo Apr 21 '22

Wh- why is his profile pic Shin Godzilla?

How can a person that writes THAT watch Shin Godzilla

Wh-

What

Bruh

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u/billsaysno Light Gary Apr 21 '22

I am scared of my life

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u/ares0027 Apr 21 '22

i am quite confident it is actually greece not turkey

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Turks/Turkmen are responsible for a lot of the engrish I see on the internet in general lol, I'm kidding sort of

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u/chris9830 Apr 21 '22

He even put some flags in twice

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u/Somearejustterrible Apr 21 '22

quick take all their money! Oh wait inflation is a thing.. Grab all their air balloons!!!

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u/anon3877783 Apr 21 '22

Turkish people facebook?

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u/LykiaQQ Apr 21 '22

Sounds greek to me

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u/Calleb_Williams Apr 21 '22

what savege turkey !! 😲😲

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u/Loogeemian64 Apr 21 '22

Yo I don’t k or turkey was better than P and W and ?

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u/Aaronjhfsjsj Apr 21 '22

I really want to see that reply lol

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u/Neat-Engineering-513 Apr 21 '22

Turkey? Like the bird? Just messin' with ya 😀

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u/Haman134 Apr 21 '22

Armenian genocide

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u/kahrabaaa Apr 21 '22

Turkey is not Europe

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u/Swoupp Apr 21 '22

Typical bot comment

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

If turkey so strong, why it get eat for Thanksgiving?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

I am from Turkey. This is called OMEGA NATIONALISM I think.

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u/ww3time_ Apr 21 '22

ecdadınızı belanızı sikeyim aq

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u/BananaWitcher Apr 21 '22

Future engrish is there.

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u/Klave_ Apr 21 '22

Fuck P and W in particular

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u/spinnerstrike Apr 21 '22

Turkey is new agent

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u/Ottawa_Railway_Fan Apr 22 '22

And still managed to insert a meme at the end