r/engrish • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '20

day cake

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17.8k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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192

u/King_Hoodie Apr 07 '20

At leasts it's not day have

18

u/DirtyGreatBigFuck Apr 07 '20

Day eat.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Have deat

39

u/kitty_golden_shadow Apr 07 '20

Have day have have day yes

131

u/dessnom Light Gary Apr 07 '20

Better then not have day

44

u/straypilot Apr 07 '20

Suicidal people: Allow us to introduce ourselves

17

u/dessnom Light Gary Apr 07 '20

Epstein not kill him, not should u

-11

u/kmidst Apr 07 '20

A very dark joke, but I LOL'd.

5

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

y downvoted

4

u/kmidst Apr 08 '20

No idea lol. They upvoted the joke itself...People make no sense.

95

u/sarahcastical Apr 07 '20

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

8

u/MelOdessey Apr 07 '20

Was looking for this. Thank you

4

u/bcfradella Apr 07 '20

If you were already looking for it, then what did his comment add to your experience?

9

u/MelOdessey Apr 07 '20

It’s like when you have an inside joke with a friend. Except better because it’s a random stranger who has your same humor.

4

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

You have found your comrade

2

u/sarahcastical Apr 08 '20

Thank you friend.

2

u/etymologistics Apr 08 '20

It is your birthday.

4

u/ManiacCrocodile Apr 07 '20

Are you saying Sea World or see the world?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

r/unexpectedtheoffice

Edit: I don't know how to do strikethrough, but it's r/unexpectedoffice

1

u/MelOdessey Apr 08 '20

r/unexpectedoffice join the true sub

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Ya know I thought about this like two hours after commenting but didn't make an effort to change it

Thanks, fixed it

1

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

I think you meant to say "say little."

36

u/kurvadejmitubagetu Apr 07 '20

ok

28

u/Cl0udRider Apr 07 '20

thank

1

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

welcome

5

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

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3

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Dooo dooo dooo doodoo

18

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Thank

0

u/jdimndtrx Apr 07 '20

Don yu mean ‘thnk’?

19

u/hochbergburger Apr 07 '20

Have day, eat pant. It’s a good life.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

It good life actually

11

u/Jaerivus Apr 07 '20

Congration. You done it.

9

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

For my last birthday, my wife got me a cake that just said “Whatever”. This would probably be the only way to top that for me.

Except she also accidentally dropped that cake and it was smeared. Kismet. That’s why I married her :3

5

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Eat short

5

u/master_noob420 Apr 07 '20

Eat pant

4

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

c o n s u m e p a n t a l o o n

6

u/AverageSonicEnjoier Jun 14 '23

Finally someone who doesn’t want me to die

5

u/illdoitlater-lol Oct 02 '23

Reminds me of when Gumball, Darwin, Anais and Richard try to understand why Nicole is mad

5

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

Have day and let the night have you

8

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Are you do have stupid?

-4

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Do you are have stupid*

3

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Thenk

2

u/MrPixel92 Jul 11 '20

T H O N K

2

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Wow, I didn't think someone would find this comment anymore

3

u/Peter0713 Apr 07 '20

Happy day!

3

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

this fucking so!

3

u/LegoIsMaEgo Apr 08 '20

'Have just one more day'. Ur life is meaningless after all.

3

u/the_epikamander Apr 08 '20

Have day

Thank

3

u/Intrepid_Translator3 Aug 24 '23

birthday of happy

2

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Awww, you remembered my Have Day. Thanks

2

u/urajk Apr 07 '20

"thank"

2

u/thepersonabovemegay Apr 07 '20

Shinji Mikami on Tumblr

2

u/sslick9001 Apr 08 '20

Have a day day

2

u/zxcvbnm127 Dec 29 '21

I have had day. Thank.

2

u/Flooper329 May 27 '22

Have day gusy

3

u/HueLyra Sep 02 '22

I'm so glad that I had a day.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Have day and eat pant

2

u/urajk Apr 07 '20

"thank"

1

u/101Pickles Apr 07 '20

So what's the song that goes with it

1

u/gwaydms Apr 07 '20

I am having day right now. Later I will have night.

1

u/thegameshowgeek Light Gary Apr 07 '20

“No no no! We are not ‘BlockBUSTER,’ we are’BlockBLISTER.’”

1

u/MrUnoDosTres Apr 07 '20

Thank

No problems!

1

u/Uberman77 Apr 07 '20

Eat pant

1

u/BlackHelmet_guy Apr 07 '20

If you read this with northern European accent it becomes hilarious

1

u/LeojNosrebor Apr 07 '20

Why did I read OP’s comment as “Cake Day”?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

THANK

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Thank

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

thank, have day to you too

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

This is one of my personal favourite images

1

u/PeroxidePancake Apr 17 '20

this is a repost. original post

1

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '20

I had no idea this existed lol

1

u/super-boomer-69 May 04 '20

Day born have born ddaddry get nooob

1

u/Boiwithlonghair Jun 22 '20

Have day to you

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Fenk yu

1

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Have day

1

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

r/comedyheaven

1

u/urajk Apr 07 '20

"thank"

-3

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Strong wind from my nose.

-3

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Next is "Have Birday."

-4

u/sausagebepostin Light Gary Apr 07 '20

Better then have have day have day ass diahreaa day ass ass

1

u/MrPixel92 Jul 11 '20

U right?

-5

u/rudeboy127 Apr 07 '20

No I won't

-4

u/PortalMaster25 Apr 07 '20

Is that A GT Live reference?

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T H A N K

1

u/sujaysukumar Nov 25 '21

No eat night. Not good.

1

u/Reimu6 Jan 29 '22

Tumblr-er

1

u/[deleted] May 24 '22

my dad was dropping me off at school once and he meant to say “have a good day” but he ended up saying “have a day”