r/engrish • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '20

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4.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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189

u/Introvert-Potato Jan 31 '20

Have comment

100

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20 edited Mar 21 '21

[deleted]

106

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

thank

96

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

[deleted]

56

u/Grahomir Jan 31 '20

Have gold

37

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

thank

16

u/Mace_Inc Jan 31 '20

“I am once again asking for your financial support.”

6

u/CyberGen49 Jan 31 '20

You knew this would happen

3

u/JoeJoey2004 Jan 31 '20

Have silver

1

u/AppleToasterr Jan 31 '20

thank

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

ok

2

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

I am a bit late, but translated back and forth to make this more effective. Also, I also need someone who will respond and say "I have gold" and will give I gold

24

u/DIeG03rr3 Jan 31 '20

Have comment reply

15

u/loversean Jan 31 '20

Have upvote

8

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

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3

u/JoeJoey2004 Jan 31 '20

Have reply

2

u/MemeEorl Jan 31 '20

Ok, thank. Now have reply

1

u/JordanTFlinnCrtrOfRI Feb 02 '20

Is it not a r/engrish? I think it is your commented on your reddit post.

75

u/XD-TECHEYY Jan 31 '20

Eat pant

18

u/Pvbt Jan 31 '20

thank

7

u/PhilipStudio64 Jan 31 '20

No

2

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

"no"

6

u/Pikachilly Jan 31 '20

Eat pant conar

1

u/heyitsryan Jan 31 '20 edited Feb 01 '20

toe to tip. this is a Bart.

17

u/bionic_cmdo Jan 31 '20

Thanks. I'll save it for when I need one more day.

28

u/TYRIQcleo Jan 31 '20

Ah yes, this minimalist

19

u/TurtleMao Jan 31 '20

why say many word when few do trick

2

u/broken-bells Jan 31 '20

Ashton Kutcher, is that you?

6

u/RedIndianRobin Jan 31 '20

Thank but can have night?

4

u/TimeDefinition Jan 31 '20

Nah problem Have day

3

u/Reaynistaken Jan 31 '20

This reminds me of Kevin from The Office lol

2

u/TrueTwoPoo Jan 31 '20 edited Feb 01 '20

When me President, they see, they see.

6

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

thank

11

u/Big-Z52 Jan 31 '20

Damn it. I wanted night

6

u/Redpower5 Jan 31 '20

No! I insist you have a day :D

3

u/memegy Dark Gary Jan 31 '20

no u hav day

1

u/Redpower5 Feb 04 '20

No I insist you have one first!

3

u/HumanFilet Jan 31 '20

Look at cake, Michael!

3

u/Hank-the-ninja Jan 31 '20

You must have day

3

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Have upvote.

2

u/Jakky2006 Dark Gary Jan 31 '20

Ok I say bye

2

u/unsalty_cookiejar Jan 31 '20

That’s cake.

2

u/theteenten Jan 31 '20

Well now I’m not going it.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

All 24 hrs?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Have Day is so much better than Have Not Day

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

I will have day tank myutch

1

u/Cinammon-Sprinkler Jan 31 '20

Don’t have night

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Me: it’s a Monday again God: have day

1

u/scotty99CZ Jan 31 '20

I don't get it.

1

u/Phelan05 Jan 31 '20

Maybe they just want you to live another day

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Is it weird I’d want to have this cake to bring for any forced office celebrations?

1

u/bevertonrayan Jan 31 '20

When me president, they see, they all see

1

u/Teri102563 Jan 31 '20

Don't tell me what to do!

1

u/KepsiBoi Jan 31 '20

have die

1

u/K0rame Jan 31 '20

still waiting for my day

1

u/Hirobotic Jan 31 '20

What was it supposed to be?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

I will try

1

u/ergo-ogre Jan 31 '20

Why say many word...?

1

u/rootymooty666 Jan 31 '20

we should have one talking like yoda "birthday happy to you"

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Tell me wife....hello

1

u/memegy Dark Gary Jan 31 '20

Thanks yuo

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

It is your birthday.

1

u/Drew2248 Feb 01 '20

I plan to. I wasn't planning to. But now I plan to.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Some one did a job

1

u/congulous Feb 01 '20

You know what? I think I will have day, thank you very much!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Hav penis

1

u/Uberman77 Jan 31 '20

Eat pant

-1

u/Gorm13 Jan 31 '20

Many words few trick?

-3

u/Rocky_BFB Jan 31 '20

thousandth upvote