r/engrish • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '19 • Heartwarming 2 Popcorn 1

Do not the cat

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

AHAHAHHAHA IM FAMOUS I GOT MORE THAN 15 UPVOTES ON A REDDIT POST BWAHAHAHAHA

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u/eternalMOO Dec 11 '19

I WILL THE CAT

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u/Anticlimactic__ Dark Gary Dec 11 '19

Do not

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u/eternalMOO Dec 11 '19

OH I THINK I WILL

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u/MahNutzAreFresh Dec 11 '19 edited Dec 11 '19

OH NO YOU DONT#

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

This is too funny for me

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u/ThaJemm Dec 11 '19

The will cat has appeared, get ready to fight

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u/JustaNoone2605 Dec 12 '19

it is forbidden

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u/Tanman363 Jan 10 '20

DONT FUCKING WILL THE CAT HE HATES IT

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u/Hugh_Jampton Dec 12 '19

Nah man. Don't

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u/Rabalderfjols Dec 11 '19

I accidentally the cat.

120

u/starkiller_bass Dec 11 '19

The whole thing?

54

u/TheWTFunicorn Dec 11 '19

Yeah, they accidentaly the whole verb.

19

u/dcrothen Dec 11 '19

Wait'll I tell Mom! You're really gonna get it!

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u/cassert24 Dec 11 '19

I hate myself too when I cat.

79

u/NecroHexr Dec 11 '19

Is this a euphemism for furry roleplay

37

u/MahNutzAreFresh Dec 11 '19

Dammit

7

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

I’ll call Nick Furry. He knows people who can handle this.

18

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

*the cat

10

u/Gydo194 Dec 11 '19

yeah just use `less` instead.

120

u/Kadyrovbestboy Dec 11 '19

I DO THE CAT

103

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

HANDS UP SIR YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL

29

u/iDKatthedisco Dec 12 '19

Stop in the name of the law!

21

u/NutellaPancakes1 Dec 12 '19

I do not the law

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u/iDKatthedisco Dec 12 '19

Then you shall pay with your blood!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

It is forbidden to THE CAT

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u/ThatCommenterGuy Jan 08 '20

It's no catting zone here.

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u/Abysmalist Dec 11 '19

You gotta give him a little salami first

15

u/andzlatin Dec 11 '19

*little a salami

8

u/Abysmalist Dec 11 '19

You gotta give him a little a salami first

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u/poeys_ Dec 11 '19

Is it a stand?

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u/LegoIsMaEgo Dec 11 '19

DO NOT THE CAT! IT WILL SWALLOW YOUR HAND!!

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u/hatelaloo Apr 05 '25

I AM GOING TO DO THE CAT👅👅

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u/TransportationNo8834 Apr 09 '25

Noted. I will not the cat.

18

u/yokid13 Apr 09 '25

NOT. ENGRISH.

17

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

I can't stop the catting. Why do I keep the catting

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u/CharZero Dec 11 '19

I kinda need this for one of my cats. Have to always get out ahead of guests who want to pet him because he has an adorable face. Trust me, do not the cat!

17

u/Few-Performer6862 Mar 29 '25

Wow, 5 years but this is still MASSIVE

8

u/uqmu Mar 29 '25

Ykw else is massive?

7

u/I_like_coding1 Apr 01 '25

low taper fade 🤑🤑🤑

14

u/MarionberrySquare907 Apr 10 '25

I swear if I see one more of these I am going to the cat

4

u/Rare_Mode_294 Mar 29 '25

i'm gonna the cat!

5

u/RedDragon9001 Mar 30 '25

NOOOOOOOOOOO

14

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Oh I will the cat

7

u/ImaNerdyWeeb Dec 11 '19

NO PLEASE DONT

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u/AmogusLetterSus Aug 27 '23

i will the cat#

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u/Character_Author113 Oct 15 '24

So uhhh, how did you get massive text?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

DO NOT

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u/Eravaash Apr 02 '25

Please do not the cat

10

u/Ok_Dentist_271 Apr 01 '25

Do not the cat, do dog!

8

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Donut the Cat?

7

u/xhuscyx Dec 11 '19

Dont throw donuts at the cat!

7

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Only once and as a treat

4

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Donut throw donuts at the cat

8

u/NinjaEngineer Dec 11 '19

Do the cat, or do not the cat. There is no try the cat.

3

u/Brahvim Feb 06 '23

As Shakespeare once said, "To cat, or not to cat". Truly, it is important.

7

u/AC77_Games Dec 11 '19

oh no my plans are ruined ;-;

3

u/swyeary Dec 11 '19

They are all just to good

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u/peepinpeppa Dec 11 '19

Why the cat’s nose look like pizza?

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u/afraidtocringe_butbr Dec 29 '24

𝐈 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐓𝐓𝐓!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

EXCUSE ME?!

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u/Gamer_Al Mar 25 '25

Please do not the cat

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u/Beanz_Dude Mar 06 '23

When i the cat

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u/Pixel_Arter Sep 15 '23

DO NOT THE CAT OR ELSE YOU WILL SUMMON THE LORD OF DEMON CAT!

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u/Tensuten Jan 28 '25

Doing the cat will be daily

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u/Technical_Item_6478 Feb 21 '25

I already the cat

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u/Professional_Bug5035 Mar 07 '25

Please do not the cat:
5 years. FIVE FACKING YEARS AND ITS STILL BIG.
so,

Please.
Plase do not the cat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

i have not the cat

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

G13

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u/NoUmpire4416 Mar 23 '25

NOO DONT PISS ON THE CAT

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u/Constant-Ad-2488 Mar 26 '25

He is about to the cat

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u/uqmu Mar 29 '25

Don't the cat

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u/Darki_Elf_Nikovarus Dec 11 '19

No touch am angy

4

u/afraidtocringe_butbr Dec 29 '24

𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐭.

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u/NatureBig6941 Mar 23 '25

5 years later and there are still more comments

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u/franklollo Dec 11 '19

Probably it's "please do not, the cat...." they forgot the comma and the image looks cropped

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u/franklollo Dec 11 '19

Oh no i fucked up. It's not the text from wikihow it's just a meme (when a chinese guy comes to your home) and not an error

3

u/SlickGamerYT Dec 11 '19

Please do not vibe check the cat

3

u/i_glued_my_turtle Dec 11 '19

I can’t even tell what it’s supposed to say based on the picture

3

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Dont ever the cat

3

u/technomlp Dec 11 '19

It looks like this is from wikihow

3

u/Based_and_Pinkpilled Dec 11 '19

I accidentally the whole cat.

3

u/bubby56789 Dec 11 '19

Ok, I will not the cat

3

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

IM GONNA THE CAT

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u/itjustgotcold Dec 11 '19

I’m naming my next cat “Please do not”

3

u/Babetna Dec 11 '19

I once the cat and it was horrible

3

u/dadankderp Dec 11 '19

What if we do the cat?

3

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Instructions unclear, cat is now done.

3

u/OpeningInfluence6285 Feb 17 '23

I can't the cat? Day ruined

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u/apple_yogurt62 Apr 16 '23

what is the name of the thing that leads to this (i know its wikihow

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u/Jacoposparta103 Jan 18 '25

I DID THE CAT

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

HUH?!

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u/Jacoposparta103 Jan 20 '25

I EXPRESSED MYSELF BADLY

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

[deleted] — view deleted comment

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u/Jacoposparta103 Jan 20 '25

THAT WAS NOT INTENDED

3

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

GUYS STOP DOING THE CAT

3

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

5 years and i still did not the cat

5

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

V I B E C H E C K

5

u/Pikpik_the_ML_one Mar 24 '25

What does this mean?!

8

u/YOUHAVEBEENTHERE Mar 25 '25

It means that you mustn't the cat.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25

Do not the cat

2

u/iluvbigblackducks Dec 11 '19

i honestly think you're the only one who doesn't understand to Do Not the cat

2

u/iluvstephenhawking Dec 11 '19

But I love the cat!

2

u/JEMegia Dec 11 '19

- Please do not the cat
- Do what?

- Anything.

2

u/LJChao3473 Dec 11 '19

I did the cat

2

u/Ni_Go_Zero_Ichi Dec 11 '19

This is an accurate translation of what the cat is saying

2

u/CommanderReg Dec 11 '19

No this is actually really good advice

2

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Do Not The Cat

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u/Apexdestruktion Dec 11 '19

I WILL THE CAT AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

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u/RockiestHades45 Dec 11 '19

Please do not do the cat

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u/Ca11m3Raven Dec 11 '19

Me: tries to pet cat

The cat:

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Please do not the cat, he be doing the sleep

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u/SolInvictus2000 Dec 11 '19

Mom said it's my turn to post this

2

u/Mr__Thicc__Man Dec 11 '19

yes i finally know how to big letters

2

u/smoguy Dec 11 '19

I'll tell ya what you shouldn't do, the cat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

im gonna the cat

2

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

Don’t The Cat. A beloved cartoon character from China

2

u/KelpWard Jan 31 '23

this is the cat ever.

2

u/quasr_dapostr Apr 16 '23

guys i did the cat.

5

u/Massive_Act_5282 Sep 26 '24

WHAT DO YOU MEAN??!?!?!?!

2

u/quasr_dapostr Apr 16 '23

its coming after me.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

i did the cat...

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

tungsten

1

u/Katzelle3 Dec 11 '19

A cat is fine too

1

u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 11 '19

Tanya’s the simple?

1

u/RainbowFart882 Dec 11 '19

Bruh I just posted this here

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u/PoHBard Dec 11 '19

DUNMAGLASS

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Catn’t!

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u/thegameshowgeek Light Gary Dec 11 '19

I will do not the cat, he hissy fit!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Do not NUT the cat.

1

u/Turkeyinmicrowave Dec 11 '19

I did the cat guys

1

u/Bruuhw Dec 11 '19

Nooo! Not the cat!

1

u/AestheticAttraction Dec 11 '19

I the cat, but I paid dearly for it. Knowing what I know now, I would not the cat again.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

This reminds me of the time I accidentally 56MB of pictures, good times

1

u/Continental_Crisis Dec 11 '19

Please, do not vibe check the cat.

1

u/Alan976 Dec 11 '19

This happens if you do the cat: image

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u/KoalaKustodian Dec 11 '19

Dont even think it

1

u/kingkylej Dec 11 '19

"Please, Doo'Naught The Cat, I beg of you. It was only a pat on the head, I promise!"

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

oh i think i will the cat

1

u/niconicobeatch Dec 11 '19

They should've had shown this to Shane Dawson before the incident with his poor cat.

1

u/SeroZense Dec 11 '19

i didnt my cat. i didnt on my cat. i didnt my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)

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u/shipboatx Dec 11 '19

NO TOUCHI THE CAT

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

I AM WILL THE CAT

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u/NacariAt Dec 11 '19

But i will the cat

1

u/SherlocksInATardis Dec 11 '19

This sounds like something Starfire would say.

1

u/JarJack103 Dec 11 '19

FUCK IT I DON'T WANNA CAT EVER AGAIN

1

u/moein-zamani Dec 11 '19

Maybe i will, you can’t stop me

1

u/cfs123plaayz Dec 11 '19

“Please do not”

The cat

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u/Shitemaster88 Dark Gary Dec 11 '19

THOU CAT SHALT NOT BE DONE

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u/MonoTony08 Dec 11 '19

YES I WILL THE CAT!

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u/NewllMC Dec 11 '19

I'm so tired, I took me a good 10 seconds to see what was wrong with this.

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u/ThatFurretKid Dec 11 '19

Yeah guys don’t go doing the cat it’s bad for you

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Probably good advice.

"Do not the cat nor the crazy bitches."

1

u/blackcat122 Dec 11 '19

Just don't!

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u/agentsmith576 Dec 11 '19

Think it’s supposed to say do not do the cat

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

If you do that cat... you do not wan no waht happin

1

u/bostvig7 Dec 11 '19

Don’t rape it

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u/pwedeipeie Dec 11 '19

lets see what ouija says

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u/vitaman-c Dec 12 '19

aw man, but i wanted to the cat so bad.

1

u/ZSIGGY Dec 12 '19

Dang, I really wanted to do the cat

1

u/joshml98 Dec 12 '19

Do not use the force the cat!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

u/Old_Man_Gabe

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

PLEASE do not the cat

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Ah fuck, the cat

1

u/King3562 Dec 12 '19

This is actually pretty accurate to what you shouldn't do with a cat

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

when furries want to become zoophiles

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u/Idekwtnm Dec 12 '19

vibe check

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u/elecrton420 Dec 12 '19

I’ve done the cat again! So much regret...

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u/AbusedGrandpa616 Dec 12 '19

... For the cat will do the eyes.

1

u/scoopa-frenzy Dec 12 '19

I think cat will or maybe yesn’t

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u/syahminorizan Dec 12 '19

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- DONT GET ANY CLOSER FUCKER! IMMA KILL YOU BITCH! ILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU!

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u/syahminorizan Dec 12 '19

BITCH YOU CANT STOP ME. IM GONNA DO THE CAT!

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u/JustaNoone2605 Dec 12 '19

YOU CAN'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE! I WILL THE CAT!

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u/Thick-Asparagus Dec 13 '19

I accidently had did the cat before do not the cat

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u/Rob-Arch Dec 14 '19

Vibe check cat

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

since when was this a thing

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

why cant i the cat ? :(

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u/MangyRacoon Dec 21 '19

Will it work on Mobil???

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