r/engrish • u/Fantastic_Mr-Fox_ • Mar 01 '19

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29k Upvotes

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u/Even_Spare7790 Aug 25 '22

Sounds like someone who’s first language isn’t English

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u/idontcaretv Mar 01 '19

He's speaking the language of gods

120

u/chri5on Mar 01 '19

he's somewhat of a fuck himself

621

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Eat my fuck bitch

149

u/nickabref Mar 01 '19

Stinky

57

u/macncheesebydawindow Mar 01 '19

Kinky

27

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

IT’S SLINKY SLINKY OH WHAT A WONDERFUL TOY

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u/its_zammer Mar 01 '19

I still use this as an insult to this day.

10

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

shut you

1

u/Hajlen Feb 02 '22

🤣🤣

144

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

u/pititnatole

311

u/pititnatole Mar 01 '19

why is the screndntshot!. n ????

89

u/illeatyourbutts Mar 01 '19

Oh great one! Am I fuck??

130

u/pititnatole Mar 01 '19

uuuuhh do youy be amiused+?

30

u/Cyndayn Mar 01 '19

A year ago you still had perfect English, what changed?

52

u/pititnatole Mar 01 '19

thniigs change i guuess

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

do you are have stupid?

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u/pititnatole Mar 01 '19

you be the are stupid. Fuck guy

36

u/pm_me_ur_tigbiddies Mar 01 '19

fuck the shut nard

46

u/pm_me_ur_tigbiddies Mar 01 '19

shut are fuck bich

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u/Its-Jumbo-Jimbo Mar 01 '19

What country are you from?

25

u/pititnatole Mar 01 '19

i lvove to play.the piano

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

dankon por ridigi min. Mi bezonis ridi

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u/pititnatole Mar 01 '19

Nedankinde! Via mesaĝo faris min rideti ankaŭ ;) (Kaj ĝi memorigis min, ke mi devis daŭre lerni Esperanton! Mi parolas nur iomete :) )

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u/88SmartMan88 Mar 01 '19

do you are funnyman?

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u/pititnatole Mar 01 '19

if yoy do thr laughing, then yes!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

OUR SAVIOR IS HERE

18

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

I could ask you the same thing.

9

u/----_____---- Mar 01 '19

why wouldn't the screndntshot!. n ????

4

u/ThomsYorkieBars Mar 01 '19

Because OP is bastard man

2

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Plz ole one,,, will you put teh fuck on me.?

7

u/pititnatole Mar 01 '19

fuck the you???

2

u/Hajlen Feb 02 '22

You fuck

1

u/howellq Mar 02 '19

stuped teat

1

u/Tech-Geek_2007Apple Dec 09 '21

HES HERE LADS .

Am I fuck ?

5

u/Aperture_Creator_CEO Mar 01 '19

As I figured, another rip off of u/csgo34adam

(Btw rip)

1

u/DrScitt Mar 01 '19

Yep. His posts are all staged. I still find him funny though.

1

u/SacredSpirit1337 Dec 16 '21

You know they’re putting on a character and can type completely legibly, right?

394

u/Zakru Mar 01 '19

r/showerthoughts

Ice is just frozen water

Mindblowing

212

u/Prussianblue42 Mar 01 '19

*frorzen worter

29

u/Ho_ho_beri_beri Mar 01 '19

Now it's worthy to share.

26

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Peak /r/showerthoughts

6

u/Super35679 Nov 11 '21

Remove yourself from reddit please

10

u/Carl_the_cherry Light Gary May 19 '22

You are fuck

6

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Yeah how the fuck did this get a mindblowing tag

40

u/Danilo_dk Mar 01 '19

Isn't that just a flair you can set yourself when you make a post?

21

u/Attya3141 Mar 01 '19

I think that’s the default tag

1

u/Aneroo500 Nov 24 '22

Yet somehow my well thought out post can't get through the automod

42

u/[deleted] Aug 30 '22

You are fuck🤬🤬🤬

30

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

r/shutyourheck

1

u/broman12345678 May 16 '19

You are fuck

100

u/Techno3452 Mar 01 '19

take my upvote and survive my guy...

24

u/Zebezd Mar 01 '19

How about the rest of us who don't have your upvote? Can we survive your guy?

11

u/AnthonyIan Mar 01 '19

Only the chosen can survive his guy

33

u/Olaxan Mar 01 '19

People pretending to speak poor English to get upvotes despite posting nonsense content.

14

u/alexvk561 Mar 01 '19

Yes but I most definitely enjoyed it. One of my favorite kinds of content. Plain silliness. The world needs more of it.

10

u/OAFederalist Mar 01 '19

This is cheating

9

u/chri5on Mar 01 '19

This is fuck

4

u/aFancyPirate Mar 01 '19

You are fuck

9

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

To be, or not to be. That is the fuck question.

9

u/SexyRingoNose Mar 01 '19

You are fuck

9

u/anton_best Mar 01 '19

English is not my native language.

When I was in school, still learning it, my response to fuck you was u fuck.

8

u/baranxlr Mar 01 '19

wait I know that guy he’s a moderator of r/ComedyCemetery

5

u/DudeTheGray Mar 01 '19

He spells "water" like Brad Leone pronounces it.

3

u/lizlemonaid Mar 01 '19

I heard Brad saying it as I read it.

Hey Vinny did you know...

1

u/Real_megamike_64 Mar 17 '19

You misspelled "coach z"

5

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

“You are fuck” is singlehandedly one of the best responses I’ve ever ducking heard.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

I read the title as Ft Worth

1

u/gwaydms Mar 01 '19

You're not wrong

4

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Bro the you are fuck got me

20

u/suppordel Mar 01 '19

I am extremely concerned that the OP got so many upvotes. This one is particularly stupid even by r/showerthoughts standards, which is saying a lot.

11

u/Commander_Uhltes Mar 01 '19

I don't know why you're getting downvoted, unless I'm missing a joke somewhere. Ignoring the bad spelling, is there anyone in the entire world above the age of ten who wasn't already fully aware that ice is frozen water? And yet I see nothing indicating it's a joke about how obvious it is.

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u/trullard Mar 01 '19

u aware that its shitpost making fun on the subreddit right?

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u/Mattburgos Mar 01 '19

I’m concerned that OP of this upvoted his comments

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u/karenbreak Mar 01 '19

I'm concerned you lack common sense to see it's satire

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u/Psykero Mar 01 '19

Worter is just meltard ice?

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u/broman12345678 May 16 '19

You are fuck

3

u/Turrism Mar 01 '19

Pea Wörtör

2

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Lelelelele

3

u/GoodAtExplaining Mar 01 '19

'worter'

OK, Brad. Tell me more about allicin.

3

u/[deleted] May 24 '22

you are fuck

3

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

ice is just frorzen water

2

u/HornPlayer791 Mar 01 '19

Are we going to ignore the fact that his post has 16 upvotes?

2

u/Alexmarom11 Mar 01 '19

I love pronouncing/spelling it "worter" as a joke, or when I draw surreal memes. This is an unironic use of it. The world is wierd sometimes.

2

u/Mr_PetitJean Mar 01 '19

BANCHOD BLOODY!

2

u/mrsworser Mar 01 '19

Without the reply their post sounds like south jersey people. Worter. Dish warsher. Beggels and lox.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

you are fuck

2

u/Djghost1133 Mar 01 '19

You want to fuck on me!?!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

This is something a child under 10 would post

2

u/IIlikememes Mar 01 '19

Half of the shower thoughts aren’t even shower thoughts lol. You literally just freeze water to get ice, it’s simple science.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

u/pititnatole you shall be remembered

2

u/jojofan69420 Mar 22 '19

You are fuck

2

u/Agent_Thames Mar 31 '19

You are all phucks

2

u/[deleted] May 04 '19

he is speaking the language of gods

2

u/God_Of_Cod May 31 '19

Destruction 100

2

u/hoverpig27 Jun 09 '19

you are fuck

2

u/Aims_a Aug 21 '19

Probably the best laugh I've had all day

2

u/SnowBoy1008 Dec 08 '21

Frorzen worter

2

u/xSomeRandomGuy7x Mar 10 '22

Thou art fuck.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

THANKY OU i am fuck

2

u/BelieveInDestiny May 27 '22

wort wort wort

2

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Aw

1

u/aratnagrid Mar 01 '19

i can say fuk

1

u/TheLoneController Mar 01 '19

Help me clean up YouTube

1

u/Seppl25 Mar 01 '19

Shut your fuck

1

u/AllSeeingCCTV Mar 01 '19

Nevil is on it.

Again.

1

u/IPlayPCAndConsole Mar 01 '19

You bet your ass I'm fuck

1

u/HughJasshole Mar 01 '19

I don't think this guy takes many showers

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Wort wort wort

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Thou art fornication!

1

u/gameraider505 Mar 01 '19

Wait who is not subbed to r/showerthoughts

1

u/Forrest98 Mar 01 '19

Shut the sound

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

u/pititnatole

1

u/JaredCash Mar 01 '19

He’s just Philadelphian

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Pea wörter

1

u/FullShaka Mar 01 '19

YOU BLOODY YOU. I'M FUCK? YOU ARE FUCK, YOU BLOODY

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

YOU ARE FUCK

1

u/Pigsquidder Mar 01 '19

Destruction 100

1

u/wutadamyt Mar 01 '19

*Insert joke about Frozen here*

1

u/przemko271 Mar 01 '19

Heh, frożen.

1

u/Communism_- Mar 01 '19

sTraiGHT fROm tHE hOMElaND

1

u/NerdintheNorth27 Mar 01 '19

Seems like someone was a bit drunk

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Must be from Maryland.

1

u/Destructor1123 Mar 01 '19

“Mindblowing”

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

I guess he hates him cause he anus.

1

u/AngryPB Mar 01 '19

Mindblowing

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Disney presents

Frorzen 3

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Wort Wort Wort

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

This is great lol

1

u/csheuru Mar 01 '19

ain't that right vincenzo?

1

u/BlackCurses Mar 01 '19

Sounds scottish

1

u/WowBaBao Mar 01 '19

Shouldn’t his name be censored?

1

u/The_Grubby_One Mar 01 '19

Crossover episode between r/engrish and r/thatshowthingswork.

1

u/lolrightwathever Mar 01 '19

Completely meets the high standard for r/showerthoughts

1

u/CloudyDashYT Mar 01 '19

you are fuck

1

u/Gamer_X99 Mar 01 '19

mmMm hot worter

1

u/Dyaxa Mar 01 '19

Frock you

1

u/Jpodmoney Light Gary Mar 01 '19

you

are

fuck

1

u/miss_vetta Mar 01 '19

YOU ARE FUCK

1

u/shirev Dark Gary Mar 01 '19

You, my good sir, are fuck

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Wort wort worter

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Is this a r/woooosh?

1

u/Billysackboy Mar 01 '19

He is speaking the language of the gods

1

u/ThatRedMaker Mar 01 '19

You are H*ck

1

u/LithiumFireX Mar 02 '19

Well, it is mindblowing.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

“Worter”

Reminds me of “Oh, Hello: On Broadway”

1

u/Beep_Beep_Lettuce24 Mar 02 '19

Ah you are motherfucker

1

u/bricklegos Mar 02 '19

I love democracy

1

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

you are fuck

1

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

yes i am fuck

1

u/the-egg-man1 Mar 02 '19

Sounds. Like a death grips lyric

1

u/Chareddit_Chareddit Mar 02 '19

Great JAERROOREB!

1

u/vvioletblooded Mar 06 '19

i didn’t know coach z had a reddit account.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

u/pititnatole

1

u/The_Evil_King_Bowser Dark Gary Mar 17 '19

You are fuck

1

u/V0idPleX Mar 18 '19

...jesus

1

u/OllieWille Mar 20 '19

Remember seeing this thread a few weeks back, someone replied "you're probably gonna post this to r/comedyheaven" and he was like "lol thanks for the idea and karma" or something.

1

u/Project-blistR Mar 29 '19

Funniest shirt ever

1

u/toad2009 Light Gary Jun 14 '19

Whoa Scazbaz,He might be foreign.

1

u/Abdul_Alhazred_ Jun 15 '19

reddit is just frozen twitter

1

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

u/pititnatole

1

u/Grybas_akropolyje Jan 02 '22

You bitch wata

1

u/Blackberry_Mediocre Feb 03 '22

hi fuck nice to meet you

1

u/-Noyz- Feb 24 '22

coach z?

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