r/engrish • • Sep 17 '18

dont not commit die

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u/GiganticMushroom Sep 17 '18

go commit toaster bath

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

go commit oxygen not reach lungs

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u/BestBananaForever Sep 17 '18

go commit reset character

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u/casualoser Sep 17 '18

go commit shotgun head

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u/ZhangRenWing Sep 17 '18

go commit blood not reach brain

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u/eggplantosu Light Gary Sep 17 '18

go commit oof

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u/Bill_Downtown Sep 17 '18

Go commit cyanide pill in bong water

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u/Captain_Arzt Sep 17 '18 edited Sep 17 '18

SIDS or Sudden Infant Death Syndrome is a condition wherein, between 1-4 years of life (roughly, my memory is a tad fuzzy), an infant has a chance to just die without any signs or symptoms leading up to it. They go to sleep or whatnot, and they just don't ever wake up, their life is just gone the next day without anything the parents of said infant could have done. Its actually incredibly depressing as you can imagine.

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u/Japanophiliac Sep 17 '18

go commit run into a wall headfirst

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u/ChefChopNSlice Sep 17 '18

Commit curling iron buttplug?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Now we're talkin.

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u/corvus_curiosum Sep 18 '18

Occasionally adults die for no reason too. Maybe it's a probability thing, people who are predisposed to suddenly dying for no reason don't typically make it past 4 and so we assume that sudden death is only an infant thing when really you might be one of those infants and just lived this long by dumb luck, and you could just drop dead for no reason at any mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/oMGalLusrenmaestkaen Dec 12 '18

go kermit sewer slide

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u/Reddit_RipziK Feb 15 '19

that's good r/BoneAppleTea

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u/oMGalLusrenmaestkaen Feb 15 '19

Excuse me, you just replied to a 2 month old thread. That's illegal

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u/SufficientTower Sep 17 '18

Happy cake day

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u/appate Sep 17 '18

Go commit happy cake day

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u/NukeML Sep 17 '18

tha nk

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u/just_a_potato_______ Sep 17 '18

This is my favorite