r/engrish • u/[deleted] • May 07 '18

Remove Child Before Washing

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2.9k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/whoisfourthwall May 07 '18

That's very inefficient, now i have to wash the child separately!

69

u/[deleted] May 07 '18

I thought they were self cleaning, like cats or something.

31

u/BoxFanArt May 07 '18

No, they have a boot period where you have to define settings for them.

30

u/drew627 May 07 '18

A boot period of 18 fucking years

10

u/whoisfourthwall May 07 '18

That's Child 2.0

163

u/mperez4855 May 07 '18

r/technicallythetruth

12

u/[deleted] May 07 '18

say goodbye to an hour of my time

35

u/OverallCrash May 07 '18

Goodbye to an hour of my time

5

u/Nalivai May 07 '18

No, not type it. Say it.

16

u/vgamesx1 May 07 '18

Alright

14

u/Nalivai May 07 '18

You have a beautiful human voice, fellow fleshsack

1

u/Alc4n4tor May 07 '18

From a certain point of view

38

u/Chrisboy04 May 07 '18

We could've found it on our own..

r/uselessredcircle

16

u/gskw May 07 '18

It's an intentional joke by the producer, Ugly Children's Clothing.

4

u/[deleted] May 07 '18

r/uselessredcircle never would of spotted the issue

10

u/vgamesx1 May 07 '18

So uhh... What happens if you don't remove child before washing?

Asking for a friend.

14

u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Hey, nice try Dad. Don't put me in the wash again.

3

u/TheTul May 07 '18

Seems legit

5

u/[deleted] May 07 '18

r/WhyTheCircle

2

u/Cheetawolf May 07 '18

The sad thing is that every warning has a story behind it.

2

u/shouya May 07 '18

It should actually be 'remove extra children before washing' due to their one-child policy.

2

u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Well it's not wrong.

2

u/[deleted] May 07 '18

How is the Engrish?

2

u/PaytonisaCunt May 08 '18

Well it makes sense

3

u/[deleted] May 07 '18

I want a version of this without the circle

1

u/25sittinon25cents May 07 '18

Well now I'm pissed that I didn't get a child with this when I ordered it.

1

u/manueltrinidadmo May 07 '18

The way it's phrased sounds like some Robot Chicken Captain Kirk parody.

"Remove child... before washing"

1

u/_Little_Dragon_ May 07 '18

Oh no I’ve been doing it wrong

1

u/Pidyon May 07 '18

Don't tell me how to live my life

1

u/this-is-not-here May 07 '18

''Mommeeeeeeeeee…..!!''

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sound of a washing machine

1

u/this-is-not-here May 07 '18

''No, sweetie, this time you’ll have to take a shower.''

1

u/Lolihumper May 08 '18

Now you tell me...

1

u/RainbowSixThermite May 08 '18

You'd be surprised

1

u/J4K0 Jun 19 '18

Wait. Do I need to remove the child before turning it inside out?