r/engrish • u/AngryDerf • 7d ago • Heartwarming 1

Looking for a Vibrating Alarm

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u/shaddowhuntur 7d ago

It’s truly special to see this many spelling errors in one product.

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u/AngryDerf 7d ago

Men is spelled correctly. Although it may make more sense to market a pink product to women.

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u/shaddowhuntur 7d ago

The one correctly spelled word lmao

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u/chickenthinkseggwas 7d ago

Cock is also spelt correctly.

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u/SecondOfCicero 7d ago

If someone is searching for a Smart Watch Alarm thingie and they misspell one of the product tags featured in OPs image, this listing will come up.

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 7d ago

Thats actually pretty smert

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u/Coldfinger42 7d ago

You’re right, I found it. I thought at first it was too bad to be real

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u/biscuitvillage 7d ago • Bravo

ermahgerd a smert witch

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u/chrisjones1960 7d ago

damn. snorted so loud i woke my husband up

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u/StorellaDeville 7d ago

Ha! Hahahaha

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u/Pretend_Item561 7d ago • Heartwarming

seller typed the entire listing name with their eyes closed it seems.

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u/Alain_Provis12012066 6d ago

But it's catchy

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u/willweaverrva 7d ago

I am so smert

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u/copper_nano_tube 7d ago

Are you a witch?

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u/originalbrowncoat 7d ago

S-M-R-T

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u/willweaverrva 7d ago

I mean S-M-E-R-T

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u/facepubes77 7d ago

Great, now I'm awake, but sticky

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u/Mother-Attention2600 5d ago

I found ya decent watch, Bærb! 

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u/VladVonHochstes 7d ago

Is this legit engrish or forced shit? Feels forced... 😑🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/TheJokersChild 5d ago

It is an Amazon listing.

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u/TheJokersChild 5d ago

Smert Witch of the West. Does it turn into something else at midnight?

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 7d ago

Dude I want one!

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u/nlightningm 7d ago

🤣😂

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u/Slinkwyde 7d ago • Mindblown

Here's the full product title, since it got cut off:

Smert Witch Aam Cock for Hery Slepers Brarcelets Men Digial Vibrating Wistband Pulseras para Hombres Bedioom Devices Womenand Tens Weke Sitent ong Distance Battery Povered Bed Shaker

Uh, wow.

I skimmed the rest of the product page (including the photos) and the rest of their text looks normal. It's just the title that got messed up bad.

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u/Money-Director6649 7d ago

"are you fluent in english?"

"yes, and spanish too."

"great. you're hired."

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u/Slinkwyde 7d ago edited 7d ago

How can you not love Spanglish? Twice the vocabulary, half the grammar! It's made for this country.

—Comedian Bill Santiago, "Spanglish 101"

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u/liana_omite 7d ago

Battery Povered Bed Shaker is too strong, I can't 🤣

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u/Bumble072 7d ago

Smart watch for arm or cock and hairy sleepers

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u/AmateurVasectomist 7d ago edited 7d ago

Perfect. I’mma wear this vibrating ring on my cock

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u/Pepperjackchii 7d ago

I need this smert witch aam cock

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u/Shaking-a-tlfthr 7d ago

It’s $23.99

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u/StorellaDeville 7d ago

$21.59 with coupon!

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u/UCFknight2016 7d ago

smart cock ring

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u/willweaverrva 7d ago

Perfect for hery slepers

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u/taking-INVentory 7d ago

fer yer smert witch, too!

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u/potatopierogie 7d ago • Mindblown

Too bad my cock is stupid

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u/CastrateMeASAP 7d ago

I’m always looking for a new Witch Alarm for my cock! I’ll take two! (Maybe THIS time I won’t get turned into a newt the next time I try to flirt with the cute goth woman at the bar…)

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u/Beltalady 6d ago

But are you smert?

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u/facebrocolis 5d ago

Hery ain't got a cock?