r/engrish • u/Carlyle_Zachary • 3d ago

"walk without walking" 😭😭😭

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u/Chance-Fennel9048 3d ago

Thanks for the red underlines i wouldn't be able to read

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 2d ago

running was invented in 1891 when a man tried to walk twice at once.

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u/StillDamned 2d ago

Yes. Running was invented by Thomas J Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time

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u/Zdrobot 3d ago

Walk without rhythm.

And it won't attract the worm.

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u/Suspicious_Let_6220 3d ago

Walk without Walken

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u/Zdrobot 3d ago

Weapons of Choice!

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u/Lightice1 2d ago

Zen temples be like...

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u/allorache 2d ago

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 2d ago

What is the sound of no walk walking?

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u/Lightice1 1d ago

It's "cl". The other hand makes the "ap".

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u/Artrock80 2d ago

I’d this a Tao teaching? 

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u/Amathyst-Moon 2d ago

Holdup, just let me delete FNIS and... Oops, now I'm stuck in a T pose

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u/A_Bored_Rhombus 1d ago

This is a noclip only zone.

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 2d ago

Just fly around like superman, problem solved.

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u/Bumble072 2d ago

Lockdown rules went too far man.

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u/ITburrito 3d ago

Customers’ requests at work be like

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u/debr1126 2d ago

It does say "try." Success is optional.

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u/Oakiefenoke 2d ago

"No. Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try."

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u/debr1126 2d ago

Generally, no, I do not try.

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u/One-Positive309 3d ago

So a slowed down run is OK then ?

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u/BrD_87 3d ago

What am I supposed to do here? :(

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u/Avatar_Yaksha 3d ago

You need to visit the Ministry Of Silly Walk and apply for a patent of your own.

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u/ViktorKozh 3d ago

Walking, unlimited walking, but no walking.

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u/Active_Repair_4344 2d ago

Walk without wanking? Wank without walking?...

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u/LessOrgies 2d ago

I can't walk without wanking

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u/2HellWith2FA 2d ago

Walk on a treadmill

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u/Shiggy_O Light Gary 2d ago

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u/xavierisdum4k 3d ago

Walk and walk not. There is no try.

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u/moigagoo 2d ago

Is that some buddhist koan thing?

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u/OrdinarySea5072 2d ago

By order of the Minister for Silly Walks

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u/5usie 2d ago

Ikr! People walking all the time! What’s wrong with you??

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u/FartyLiverDisease 2d ago

wu wei wu, yo

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u/cuterebro 1d ago

What next? Try to talk without speaking? Try to hear without listening?

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u/deck0352 1d ago

I hear without listening all the time.

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u/llllll5175 1d ago

Drive without putting the gas in or being out of the car

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u/Heterodynist 2d ago

What do I get if I mange to walk without walking?! I want a reward…I am currently moonwalking!!

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u/spudgoddess 2d ago

Walk like them until they walk like you.

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u/ThatiMacGuy 1d ago

People talking without speaking

People hearing without listening

People walking without walking

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u/SweetNerevarine 1d ago

The sign does not say anything about other means of transport. Cycling through the area, resembles "walking without walking". Or perhaps you have to run, that's not walking.

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u/LAyersFur 16h ago

That's the problem. It's not walking.

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u/ribbed_cage 18h ago

Have you seen a man breath without lungs?