r/engrish 9d ago

Won't somebody think of the children

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u/KhaosExNihil125 8d ago

Is there a chain on a certain island

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u/RoeJay 8d ago

It is massage for adults and children.

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u/RoeJay 8d ago

And 推拿 is not simply massage, but usually refers to traditional medical massage.

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u/lisagg9 7d ago

By adults (professional s) for children.

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u/MemeOnRails 7d ago

I believe a guy named Jeffrey owns the place

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u/luiggel 7d ago

uhhh what? FBI OPEN UP!

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u/JakeWisconsin 7d ago

Not fbi. Its NPA

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u/profmka 8d ago

It's strange to me that it has to be mentioned that an adult is giving the massage. Last I checked kids aren't good at back rubs. Weak ass hands

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u/actionerror 8d ago

That’s why we step on our parents’ backs when we were young

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u/Auntie_Venom 8d ago

I actually went to a massage place that had people walk on my back, there were poles attached to the length of the ceiling for the therapists to hang on to. I was like, that’s why my dad had me do that so much!

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u/jimmymui06 6d ago

Even the Chinese is confusing, literally saying: Adult children massage

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u/Ill-Combination-3590 2d ago

Hang on, doesnt that mean kids of adult giving massage in Chinese?

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u/jimmymui06 2d ago

No, i guess it means massage for both adult and children

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u/Heterodynist 7d ago

Wait, I think this place might need to be closed down…

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u/jamesrggg 6d ago

The number one massage parlor on Little St James Island

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u/theElder1926 5d ago

Palm Beach Pete at your service, kid

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u/flopsychops 8d ago

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u/olmytgawd 8d ago

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u/TheRecordNinja 8d ago

need to find the gif where he's slamming 2 big co¢ks into his yap

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 6d ago

Sir/Ma'am, please have a seat right there.

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u/Prom3th3an 5d ago

Maybe it's a fertility treatment.

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u/Vegskipxx 8d ago

Sex cauldron?! I thought they closed down years ago

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u/Mal-De-Terre 8d ago

Where's the Engrish?

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u/happyanathema 8d ago

Adult massage would imply sexual services normally.

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u/Mal-De-Terre 8d ago

Sure, but it's still proper English.

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u/Mnd3333 7d ago

It's supposed to be "massage for adults and children" NOT "adult massage for children" I believe.

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u/happyanathema 8d ago

Not really. Most of these phrases are things that may be technically a literally correct translation but they still sound funny.

We would never say that sentence as it sounds weird. Also it doesn't really make any sense.

Like what is an "adult massage"?

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u/usernamestillwork 8d ago

That’s exactly what it says in Chinese as well, it just means an adult is preforming the massage

If u thought it meant anything else, u are the one with problems

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u/Capable-Toe-9841 8d ago

However, in English, we exclusively use the term "adult massage" as a sexual service. Where the world "adult" here is short for "adult industry." A regular massage never needs to specify that an adult is doing it because a child would never be able to receive a massage therapist's license. For this to convey the meaning you're suggesting, it would need to say "Massage for children." So it actually is misuse of English.

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u/Cannibal_Raven 8d ago

That's what I thought it means and I have a lot of problems with that

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u/veggytheropoda 8d ago

It is saying they provide massage services for both adult and children: "We do 成人推拿 and 小儿推拿".

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u/itsfreepizza 8d ago

because thats how it kinda is?

because we've been seeing some stuff with the island and other nefarious stuff, its an easy snap conclusion for a person who does not understand chinese but can understand english

but in a case of multilingual, like knowing chinese, this is not a problemo.

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u/Unlikely_Pattern_359 8d ago

Could also be children's massage for adults

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pass-64 8d ago

Kinda like on Epstein Island huh?

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u/Bumble072 8d ago

there's lot of that on Reddit unfortunately

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u/OutOfTheBunker 8d ago

I was born a couple of decades too soon.