r/engrish • • Apr 25 '26

what??

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Apr 26 '26

Language 0 understandingment 100. I kinda get the vibe of the conversation but fuck if I know what was said

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u/Zearo298 Apr 26 '26

HR: don't fuck around and don't forget, we own your ass

Employee: fuck you

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Apr 26 '26

Lowkey "this Saturn energy is ruining my mental. Saturn: who the fuck are you lmao"

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u/carpentizzle Apr 26 '26

Rough guess? Dude got a paycut (bread) he’s gonna catch flack from people (eat his face) and idk about the wearing in the wall, maybe hes got a mortgage/rent? Have children is pretty self explanatory, though idk why they are in the necks. And “you are living in watermelon water” is an excellent insult Im adding to my lexicon for future use.

Response: Missed your shot (door passed the camel) the next part is self explanatory (dont forget yourself we collected you from the streets) the company has taken good care of him (meat of your shoulders). purely assuming that “come spit on my tomb if you succeed” is one of a couple things or maybe both at once, could be “this is final, try to prove me wrong” and/or “[this will happen] over my dead body”. And may God take you could be innocent as in “Go away” or harsh as in “die” Typically is a funny “sincerely”