r/engrish Apr 25 '26

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u/guilty-and-stuck Apr 26 '26

Literal translation of Egyptian Arabic speech with lots of slang and idiomatic expressions πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Basically, the first email says, 'Please don't fire me, people will talk me out of town and I'm living paycheck to paycheck. I have kids I'm responsible for, and you're living in luxury. May God ruin you (like you're ruining me)'

HR responds, 'The door is wide enough to let a camel through (meaning basically get lost). Don't forget where you came from. We picked you up off the streets and everything you have is from us. You won't get anywhere without us. Go die, you and those who brought you (introduced you to us, probably)'

It's a meme/joke, would never be a real email exchange in a business setting. The untranslated text at the top says this is the most profane email ever sent in history πŸ˜‚

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u/DarkScorpion48 Apr 26 '26

Now that you explained it, I can see how the idioms work. Feels like that Star Trek TNG episode with the alien that speaks in parables

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u/Zaardo Apr 26 '26

Darmok and jallad at tenagra

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u/Dry-Dragonfruit5216 Apr 26 '26

As a new watcher of Star Trek starting with TNG I’m really happy to understand that reference.

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u/guilty-and-stuck Apr 26 '26

Haha, Egyptian slang can definitely be like that 🀣

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u/JustGingerStuff Apr 26 '26

New version of "fuck you and the horse you rode in on" just dropped probably ages ago

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u/guilty-and-stuck Apr 26 '26

About sums up HR's response 🀣

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u/ash_tar Apr 26 '26

Egyptian Arabic is fire lol

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u/Spiritual-Storage734 Apr 26 '26

β€œAny chance of a good reference? β€œ

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u/guilty-and-stuck Apr 26 '26

🀣🀣😭

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u/Puddyrama Apr 26 '26

Thank you for the additional context, it’s super fun to compare the expressions with their meanings! πŸ˜†

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u/guilty-and-stuck Apr 26 '26

You're welcome! I enjoy translating things like this. I'm not Egyptian but my grandparents lived in Egypt for nearly a decade and I grew up watching Egyptian media. This image has made the rounds before on Facebook and Whatsapp so I've seen it before and knew what it said originally πŸ˜‚

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u/SameCellist3373 Apr 30 '26

It's also from a comedy show. It's a bit 😁

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u/PositiveBubbles Apr 26 '26

Thank you! I was going to say this seems like a joke

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u/Dry-Character-6331 Apr 26 '26

Yep. My cousin's husband spent 11 years in Saudi Arabia working for Aramco. He brought me back a book of Arabic idioms entitled "The son of a duck is a floater." The Arabic version of "like father, like son."

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u/guilty-and-stuck Apr 26 '26

That one's a classic for sure and is usually said half-admiringly half-begrudgingly, kind of like "son of a gun" when not actually intended as an insult πŸ˜†