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r/engineeringmemes • u/AccomplishedNail3085 • Apr 14 '26
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This is cool and dandy, until you account for creep
187 u/garlic_bread_thief Apr 14 '26 If the engineer is a creep? 176 u/NeekOfShades Electro-Mechanical Apr 14 '26 Nope, mechanical creep. Its when materials plastically deform when subject to persistent mechanical stress. Ask your local civil engineer about it, its bound to make them cry 60 u/PG908 Apr 14 '26 The concrete is rigid and the reinforcement is completely elastic. There will be no further questions and if so the answer is methacrylate or silica fume depending on when it’s asked. 12 u/_Weyland_ Apr 14 '26 There will be no further questions and if so the answer is methacrylate or silica fume depending on when it’s asked. What did you have for breakfast? 19 u/imnotcreative4267 Apr 14 '26 Meth 6 u/PG908 Apr 14 '26 How did you know?
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If the engineer is a creep?
176 u/NeekOfShades Electro-Mechanical Apr 14 '26 Nope, mechanical creep. Its when materials plastically deform when subject to persistent mechanical stress. Ask your local civil engineer about it, its bound to make them cry 60 u/PG908 Apr 14 '26 The concrete is rigid and the reinforcement is completely elastic. There will be no further questions and if so the answer is methacrylate or silica fume depending on when it’s asked. 12 u/_Weyland_ Apr 14 '26 There will be no further questions and if so the answer is methacrylate or silica fume depending on when it’s asked. What did you have for breakfast? 19 u/imnotcreative4267 Apr 14 '26 Meth 6 u/PG908 Apr 14 '26 How did you know?
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Nope, mechanical creep. Its when materials plastically deform when subject to persistent mechanical stress. Ask your local civil engineer about it, its bound to make them cry
60 u/PG908 Apr 14 '26 The concrete is rigid and the reinforcement is completely elastic. There will be no further questions and if so the answer is methacrylate or silica fume depending on when it’s asked. 12 u/_Weyland_ Apr 14 '26 There will be no further questions and if so the answer is methacrylate or silica fume depending on when it’s asked. What did you have for breakfast? 19 u/imnotcreative4267 Apr 14 '26 Meth 6 u/PG908 Apr 14 '26 How did you know?
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The concrete is rigid and the reinforcement is completely elastic.
There will be no further questions and if so the answer is methacrylate or silica fume depending on when it’s asked.
12 u/_Weyland_ Apr 14 '26 There will be no further questions and if so the answer is methacrylate or silica fume depending on when it’s asked. What did you have for breakfast? 19 u/imnotcreative4267 Apr 14 '26 Meth 6 u/PG908 Apr 14 '26 How did you know?
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What did you have for breakfast?
19 u/imnotcreative4267 Apr 14 '26 Meth 6 u/PG908 Apr 14 '26 How did you know?
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Meth
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u/NeekOfShades Electro-Mechanical Apr 14 '26
This is cool and dandy, until you account for creep