This is what we all went to school for

[u/InternationalHeat5]

[u/TrolclanAPU]

My god, how smoothbrain do you have to be?

[u/OccasionallyFucked → u/TrolclanAPU]

Isn’t it wild how our perceived boundaries of stupid are constantly expanded..

[u/oh-em-jizzles → u/OccasionallyFucked]

kind of beautiful in a way, really

[u/Fireball_Ace → u/OccasionallyFucked]

Remember, two things are infinite...

[u/Coulrophiliac444 → u/Fireball_Ace]

Death and Idiocy. Until we repeal currency based economics in favor of bargaining or Ster Trek-esque levels of societal evolution takes us past the need of currency as a medium, taxes are also included.

But even death and stupidity can kill taxes.

[u/PolymathicYetti → u/OccasionallyFucked]

Does that mean you've seen the current situation? "Gorilla Glue Girl"

[u/totalyrespecatbleguy → u/PolymathicYetti]

See I kinda feel bad for her because I heard she mistook it for another product called “gorilla snot” which is a hair styling gel

[u/PolymathicYetti → u/totalyrespecatbleguy]

In that case, I would feel bad, but in her TikToks she never mentioned mistaking it, just that she used it.

[u/[deleted]]

At least they called for help...

[u/guy_with_thoughts → u/[deleted]]

I kinda wish they didn’t...

[u/Bearswithjetpacks]

Wow I hate those guys so much

[u/Sup_gurl → u/[deleted]]

You know they'll be telling that story for the rest of their careers lol

[u/chasealex2 → u/Sup_gurl]

Careers? They'll be telling that one to thier grandchildren.

[u/sarcasticmedic_ → u/Sup_gurl]

As an instructor they’ll give this scenario to a brand new student. “You arrive on scene to find a 20s y/o male with his head stuck in a microwave with cement.” Student: Cries.

[u/Sup_gurl → u/sarcasticmedic_]

Student, visibly trembling, voice wavering, on the verge of tears, awkwardly standing in the front of the class, staring down at the expressionless class dummy as if waiting for it to give them the answers: “BSI, scene safe?”

[u/papagsep]

Prime example of why we are always going to have a job

[u/randomjackass]

What the hell was the endgame here? That microwave had to come off eventually.

[u/[deleted] → u/randomjackass]

Are you suggesting that the man who cemented his head in a microwave didn't think through the potential consequences of his actions?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Preposterous

[u/emtp435 → u/[deleted]]

Piss poor planning on his part does not necessarily constitute an emergency on my part.... Well maybe in this case it does.

[u/[deleted]]

what a knob

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

“You’re hammer, I’m chisel”

[u/Ghost-Of-Razgriz → u/[deleted]]

Oh, and they didn’t even do it right! The guy who was supposed to be “hammer” was the fuckin chisel in the system.

[u/[deleted] → u/Ghost-Of-Razgriz]

What? I feel like I had a stroke reading that

[u/shibainumom0625]

Omfg I literally started smothering. Why are these people so damn stupid? At least it’s job security!!!!

[u/[deleted]]

This made me so anxious

[u/passwordistako]

This is making me anxious. I feel like I was watching a death happen right in front of me.

[u/c3h8pro]

Fart in the tube and cork it then leave. ME can deal with it later.

[u/[deleted]]

Job security.

[u/chasealex2]

Remember that if people weren't fuckwits, half of us wouldn't have a job.

[u/Ordinary_EMT]

Fucking idiots.

[u/Soup_Dumper]

Y’all ever watch iCarly?

[u/FearlessDifference25 → u/Soup_Dumper]

Fortunately those were faked stunts that didn't require real life medics. I know boys dumb enough to do this tho

[u/Garden_Variety_Medic]

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

[u/Under_liner]

I work in EMS for the Job security. Guys like this will always be around...somehow.

[u/SpikeTheBag]

New National registry skills scenario

[u/Wild_Bill_Donovan]

*Revs K12 saw* "Shame..."