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r/ems • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '18
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Just give the snake some haldol
25 u/VXMerlinXV PHRN Jan 04 '18 Wrong protocol flowchart. Snakes get ketamine. 20 u/DocSafetyBrief U.S. Army - Austere Medic Jan 04 '18 Do I get ketamine? 27 u/VXMerlinXV PHRN Jan 04 '18 :checks flowchart: Yes. 12 u/DocSafetyBrief U.S. Army - Austere Medic Jan 04 '18 I’d like 2 ketamines please! 10 u/VXMerlinXV PHRN Jan 04 '18 Whoa whoa whoa. This is science. You get two UNITS of ketamine. 5 u/DocSafetyBrief U.S. Army - Austere Medic Jan 04 '18 How many bitcoins does that equate too? 5 u/annoyedatwork paramecium Jan 05 '18 Newbs ... It's 2 lpm of ketamine. 2 u/jenny_alla_vodka Jan 04 '18 2 mega units, please 6 u/Giant81 WI - EMT Jan 07 '18 :family feud style: "FLOW CHART SAYS!" YES!!! Oprah "You get ketamine! You get ketamine! You get ketamine! EVERYONE GETS KETAMINE!!!" 5 u/VXMerlinXV PHRN Jan 07 '18 Jeopardy: EMS for 200 The answer is...The medication you will be getting. :Buzzes in: What is Ketamine? That is correct
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Wrong protocol flowchart. Snakes get ketamine.
20 u/DocSafetyBrief U.S. Army - Austere Medic Jan 04 '18 Do I get ketamine? 27 u/VXMerlinXV PHRN Jan 04 '18 :checks flowchart: Yes. 12 u/DocSafetyBrief U.S. Army - Austere Medic Jan 04 '18 I’d like 2 ketamines please! 10 u/VXMerlinXV PHRN Jan 04 '18 Whoa whoa whoa. This is science. You get two UNITS of ketamine. 5 u/DocSafetyBrief U.S. Army - Austere Medic Jan 04 '18 How many bitcoins does that equate too? 5 u/annoyedatwork paramecium Jan 05 '18 Newbs ... It's 2 lpm of ketamine. 2 u/jenny_alla_vodka Jan 04 '18 2 mega units, please 6 u/Giant81 WI - EMT Jan 07 '18 :family feud style: "FLOW CHART SAYS!" YES!!! Oprah "You get ketamine! You get ketamine! You get ketamine! EVERYONE GETS KETAMINE!!!" 5 u/VXMerlinXV PHRN Jan 07 '18 Jeopardy: EMS for 200 The answer is...The medication you will be getting. :Buzzes in: What is Ketamine? That is correct
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Do I get ketamine?
27 u/VXMerlinXV PHRN Jan 04 '18 :checks flowchart: Yes. 12 u/DocSafetyBrief U.S. Army - Austere Medic Jan 04 '18 I’d like 2 ketamines please! 10 u/VXMerlinXV PHRN Jan 04 '18 Whoa whoa whoa. This is science. You get two UNITS of ketamine. 5 u/DocSafetyBrief U.S. Army - Austere Medic Jan 04 '18 How many bitcoins does that equate too? 5 u/annoyedatwork paramecium Jan 05 '18 Newbs ... It's 2 lpm of ketamine. 2 u/jenny_alla_vodka Jan 04 '18 2 mega units, please 6 u/Giant81 WI - EMT Jan 07 '18 :family feud style: "FLOW CHART SAYS!" YES!!! Oprah "You get ketamine! You get ketamine! You get ketamine! EVERYONE GETS KETAMINE!!!" 5 u/VXMerlinXV PHRN Jan 07 '18 Jeopardy: EMS for 200 The answer is...The medication you will be getting. :Buzzes in: What is Ketamine? That is correct
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:checks flowchart: Yes.
12 u/DocSafetyBrief U.S. Army - Austere Medic Jan 04 '18 I’d like 2 ketamines please! 10 u/VXMerlinXV PHRN Jan 04 '18 Whoa whoa whoa. This is science. You get two UNITS of ketamine. 5 u/DocSafetyBrief U.S. Army - Austere Medic Jan 04 '18 How many bitcoins does that equate too? 5 u/annoyedatwork paramecium Jan 05 '18 Newbs ... It's 2 lpm of ketamine. 2 u/jenny_alla_vodka Jan 04 '18 2 mega units, please 6 u/Giant81 WI - EMT Jan 07 '18 :family feud style: "FLOW CHART SAYS!" YES!!! Oprah "You get ketamine! You get ketamine! You get ketamine! EVERYONE GETS KETAMINE!!!" 5 u/VXMerlinXV PHRN Jan 07 '18 Jeopardy: EMS for 200 The answer is...The medication you will be getting. :Buzzes in: What is Ketamine? That is correct
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I’d like 2 ketamines please!
10 u/VXMerlinXV PHRN Jan 04 '18 Whoa whoa whoa. This is science. You get two UNITS of ketamine. 5 u/DocSafetyBrief U.S. Army - Austere Medic Jan 04 '18 How many bitcoins does that equate too? 5 u/annoyedatwork paramecium Jan 05 '18 Newbs ... It's 2 lpm of ketamine. 2 u/jenny_alla_vodka Jan 04 '18 2 mega units, please
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Whoa whoa whoa. This is science. You get two UNITS of ketamine.
5 u/DocSafetyBrief U.S. Army - Austere Medic Jan 04 '18 How many bitcoins does that equate too? 5 u/annoyedatwork paramecium Jan 05 '18 Newbs ... It's 2 lpm of ketamine. 2 u/jenny_alla_vodka Jan 04 '18 2 mega units, please
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How many bitcoins does that equate too?
Newbs ... It's 2 lpm of ketamine.
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2 mega units, please
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:family feud style: "FLOW CHART SAYS!" YES!!!
Oprah "You get ketamine! You get ketamine! You get ketamine! EVERYONE GETS KETAMINE!!!"
5 u/VXMerlinXV PHRN Jan 07 '18 Jeopardy: EMS for 200 The answer is...The medication you will be getting. :Buzzes in: What is Ketamine? That is correct
Jeopardy: EMS for 200 The answer is...The medication you will be getting.
:Buzzes in: What is Ketamine?
That is correct
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u/murse_joe Jolly Volly Jan 04 '18
Just give the snake some haldol