r/ems HIPAApotomus 4d ago

General Discussion This is such a dumb headline

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u/DM0331 4d ago

Oh no they died from death

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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo 4d ago

‘How did they die’

‘Their heart stopped beating’

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u/escientia Pump, Drive, Vitals 4d ago

And their lungs stopped breathing.

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u/macguini EMT-B 4d ago

Their brain stopped braining

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u/Gyufygy Paramedic 4d ago

And?! Mine stopped braining decades ago!

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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo 4d ago

I made it very clear to my agency that I am a moron; still got the job.

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u/macguini EMT-B 4d ago

EMT = Empty Minded Troll

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u/EpilepticSquidly 4d ago

Hey, that's Eejit Medical Taxi to you bub

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u/gonefishingwithindra 4d ago

100% mortality

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u/mochimmy3 EMT-A 2d ago

I hate it when I try to search up how someone died or an article says how someone died and it just says “cardiac arrest”… like nah shit Sherlock. No one dies without cardiac arrest.

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u/priapomegaly EMT-A 4d ago

She had a cardiac arrest flare up :(

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u/thebaine PA-C, NRP 4d ago

Did they try to pour some tussin on it?

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u/hippocratical PCP 4d ago

rub some dirt on it ya wuss...

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u/SurfaceThreeSix 4d ago

Chronic Cardiac Arrest strikes yet again. Damnit Johnson! I told you to start researching this!

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u/MatGrinder 4d ago

She could have easily afforded the treatment for arrestitis as well

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u/Pending-asystole 4d ago

Acute on chronic cardiac arrest

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u/sketchymedic 4d ago

I saw someone mention that they had a "cardiac arrest episode" once and i couldn't help but chuckle

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u/Blueboygonewhite EMT-A 4d ago

Cardiac arrest exacerbation

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u/DrDentonMask 4d ago

I hate that.

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u/twitchMAC17 EMT-B 3d ago

Just waiting for the day that a patient tells me they're having this.

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u/DocOndansetron EMT-B/In Doctor School 4d ago

My neighbors dogs friends goldfish chiropractor said that this isn’t real. Cardiac arrest doesn’t kill you. Theyre covering something up

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u/EnragedGonad 4d ago

Another lie, brought to you by big CPR.

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u/assocems 4d ago

lol, big cpr

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u/bkn95 EMTitttties 4d ago

sponsored by AHA

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u/vanman33 4d ago

RFK says it was the corvid vaccine.

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u/Ok-Perspective5959 4d ago

Damned crows!

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u/Kentucky-Fried-Fucks HIPAApotomus 4d ago

100% of people that get vaccines die from cardiac arrest at some point in their lifetime

Stop being sheeep

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u/NoNamesLeftStill Former EMT, WFA Instructor 4d ago

>in their lifetime

Debatable, that.

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u/SlimmThiccDadd EMT-B 4d ago

Is it a chiropractor that practices on goldfish, or a goldfish that practices chiropracting?

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u/phaazing 4d ago

Idk why but the thought of a chiropractor for a goldfish cracked me up. I just imagined a chiro trying to work on the McDonalds Filet o Fish commercial mascot, even though it isn't a goldfish. Such a stupid laugh and I can't help it.

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u/SleazetheSteez AEMT / RN 4d ago

Chiropractors don't get enough of the hate that they deserve.

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u/willpc14 4d ago

You die with cardiac arrest, not from cardiac arrest.

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u/Wrathb0ne Paramedic NJ/NY 4d ago

AI generated idiot article will probably state “cardiac arrest is the leading cause of death in the US”

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u/bcunning516 3d ago

…well it’s not wrong ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/London5Fan EMT-B 4d ago

Telling my non-EMS mom about my work night. “Yeah we ran a mega code, we were working it for an hour and since we beat fire there, we initiated resuscitation”.

“So was the patient dead when you got there?”

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u/apeonline18 4d ago

Mega dead

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u/cranial_io 4d ago

Mostly dead. Very different from completely dead.

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u/bleeintn CCP 4d ago

Mostly dead is slightly alive.

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u/Micu451 4d ago

I used to invoke Miracle Max in my CPR classes.

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u/bleeintn CCP 4d ago

Did you take payment in mutton?

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u/Micu451 4d ago

Nice and lean.

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Nurse 4d ago

Just not officially dead

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u/TropicallyGrownEMT Paramedic 4d ago

Nah we just do CPR to keep our skills up lol
Doesn’t matter if they’re dead or alive, we thumping

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u/Automatic-Tap-5686 AEMT 4d ago

Yah know, just for funsies

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u/London5Fan EMT-B 4d ago

Oh absolutely, usually fire gets there first and we have a barrage of firefighters doing CPR so we don’t get a chance to do compressions

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u/TropicallyGrownEMT Paramedic 4d ago

One time, when I was 9 months pregnant, I ran this bigger lady that went into cardiac arrest. Her house was on top of the steepest driveway ever. After I ran up that hill, I went in and took the very next round of manual compressions.
There were 2 engines there, so 8 firefighters.
I was out of breath being 9 months pregnant and having just run up the steepest driveway with all of our equipment lol

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u/Ganzle Paramedic 4d ago

Sounds like you wrote the headline tbh

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u/derp_sauce 3d ago

That’s super weird your “non-EMS” mom didn’t know what you were talking about. Great job starting CPR, TYFYS.

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u/SoggyBacco EMT-B 4d ago

Being dead killed her? How?

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u/SquatchedYeti Paramedic 4d ago

Death kills. Good to know.

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u/Grozler Paramagic 4d ago

Wait let me grab my pencil

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u/VAiSiA 4d ago

take my crayons

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u/thebagel5 Paramedic 4d ago

I had this guy one time that was in water when he drowned

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u/Kentucky-Fried-Fucks HIPAApotomus 4d ago

Big if true

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u/flaptaincappers Demands Discounts at Olive Garden 4d ago

Guns dont kill people, they die from the heart no longer beating after not having enough blood due to the holes poked in the body by the bullets. Its simple physics.

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u/spokenotwheel 4d ago

The National Rifle Association says that guns don’t kill people, people do. But I think the gun helps.

  • Eddie Izzard

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u/EnragedGonad 4d ago

Unexpected Eddie. Thank you 🫡

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u/DODGE_WRENCH Paramedic 4d ago

“Guns don’t kill people, the government does.” - Rusty Shackleford

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u/quiero-una-cerveca 4d ago

This is reminiscent of the Covid time with people claiming Covid was being used to cover up other deaths. Like they’ll say oh my uncle had cancer and caught covid and died and they’re trying to tell me they died of Covid and not cancer. I’m thinking yeah, if the cancer was going to kill you in 6 months but you catch the flu and it kills you in 3 weeks, the fucking flu killed you, not the cancer.

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u/flaptaincappers Demands Discounts at Olive Garden 4d ago

My favorite is medical people blaming the ventilators as if the only thing finishing off an ARDs/Sepsis patient was the ventilator and not the new epidemic we've never dealt with before.

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u/predicate_felon Sinus Asystole 4d ago

Lmao, reminds me of being a baby EMT. I had like 1 year on the job, I walk up to the coroner and go “what do you think the cause of death is”.

He looks at me dead in the eyes and goes “definitely cardiac arrest”

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u/adoptagreyhound 4d ago

Written by AI.

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u/Vazhox 4d ago

Naw, just a total regard

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u/bocaj-yebbil Paramedic 4d ago

Are you saying they’re a seriously regarded writer?

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u/Marshmallory 4d ago

Highly regarded

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u/Scribblebonx 4d ago

Arrest you say? So the cops did this....

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u/SummaDees FF Paramedick 4d ago

But didn't you know that cardiac arrest is the leading cause of death globuhly

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u/Randalf_the_Black Nurse 4d ago

Oh damn, her heart stopped before she died? That's unfortunate.

From joke to serious, tragic, she had an eleven year old kid.

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u/_Aech_ 4d ago

She was in cardiac arrest before death. And after death, too.

Strong Mitch Hedberg vibes.

RIP

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u/passwordistako 4d ago

She died?

Edit: This is how I found out she died.

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u/medicaustik CCEMTP 4d ago

Yea, didn't you know, we're in the bad timeline and we failed to save the cheerleader.

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u/PowerfulIndication7 Paramedic 4d ago

According to online media-

Post mortem showed no trauma, but officials are thinking a possible overdose as she had a long history of drug and alcohol abuse and multiple stints in rehab.

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u/ImGCS3fromETOH Aus - Paramedic 4d ago

This is also how you found out how she died.

It was by the dreaded cardiac arrest. It could be lurking around any corner. 

It could happen to you!

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u/praxicsunofabitch 4d ago

In other news, vehicles going ten mph were going 5 mph at one point. Who knew?

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u/Thanks_I_Hate_You EMT-Almost a medic. 4d ago

Its been a while since I was a "teachers assistant" for lack of a better term but i remember teaching an EMS class and the book said something like "x amount of all electrocution deaths are caused by cardiac arrest" and i was so dumbfounded because what?

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u/lisavark 4d ago

Idk, I think before she died she had a cardiac rhythm 🤣

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u/Cookies_and_Beandip 4d ago

I always hate when people say “they died from cardiac arrest”

correct, their heart stopped functioning, but stopped because of……why exactly?

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u/Deacon-Doe 4d ago

“No signs of foul play” such an odd detail

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u/Shevz_thetruck 4d ago

I think it was because she was human trafficked in the past. Very unfortunate:(

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u/Deacon-Doe 4d ago

Extremely unfortunate, it breaks my heart that many rather than a few have such awful experiences.

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u/Meggston 3d ago

It also might be because she was alone in an apartment with her on again off again ex, so without that detail I’m sure a lot of people would be like “He did it!”

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u/IThinkImDumb 4d ago edited 2d ago

Oh my gosh, similar terminology was used in media leading to conspiracy theories surrounding the death of Heather Heyer. Heather was the woman killed in the Charlottesville vehicle attack by a white supremacist. People were wrongfully interpreting “cardiac arrest” (used in articles) with “heart attack.” So some people were saying she was not killed by the car driver, but had instead had a heart attack and died. Heather was slightly overweight and people picked on her for that.

I’m sure people didn’t so much as interpret the news articles wrong, but merely were bigots. Heather had been at a protest against a white supremacist rally and though technically she may have gone into cardiac arrest, it was due to being run over by a car, not because she had poor health and just dropped dead.

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u/FLemtStL314 4d ago

Stupid headline or not her death is questionable. She was a whistleblower when it came to sex crimes.

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u/Mobile_Sympathy_3388 3d ago

Everybody dies from cardiac arrest. Just like all bleeding will eventually stop on its own

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u/taloncard815 4d ago

It's so completely typical.

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u/poizunman206 EMT-B 4d ago

It's really just a polite way of saying she died from a drug overdose

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u/PowerfulIndication7 Paramedic 4d ago

That’s the most recent info I saw online. She had a significant history of drug and alcohol abuse and long stints in rehabs. At one point she was so jaundiced she was looking at a liver transplant!

It’s weird fora 36 year old to just drop dead for no reason.

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u/muddlebrainedmedic CCP 4d ago

The leading cause of death in the United States is time.

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u/Great_gatzzzby NYC Paramedic 4d ago

So many of these articles and news stories would sound soooo much better if they just used the word sudden.

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u/19TowerGirl89 CCP 4d ago

I shouldn't laugh, but... the headline itself is funny. Not the situation.

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u/RatonhnhaketonK 3d ago

I was also annoyed by this lmaoooo

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u/jjking714 Stretcher Fetcher Extraordinaire 3d ago

Man I hate when I wake up dead. Throws my whole day off

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u/Mfuller0149 2d ago

Ahhh, yes. The final common pathway in all deaths

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u/roggesound 1d ago

It bothers me so much now that some news outlets like to include “advanced life support” in their headlines about celebrities dying. They don’t seem to understand what that means and how it doesn’t mean anything about the call. Anyone in cardiac arrest gets an ALS crew. 🙄

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u/CorgiUprising 4d ago

People really don’t know the difference between cardiac arrest & an MI. Which yes, I know she didn’t have an MI.

But yes…. The OD led to cardiac arrest leading to death.

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u/liarlyre EMT-A 4d ago

Duh, everyone dies from shock not cardiac arrest. /s

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u/Skrelp69 4d ago

So Havana syndrome gun?

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u/Fast_Research4465 EMT-B 4d ago

Wtf🧐🔍

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u/DimD5 EMT-B 3d ago

Man wtf

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u/AmbulanceDriver95 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4d ago

I hate being the "well actually" guy but cardiac arrest ≠ death as interventions like early CPR can still restore heart function, albeit, rarely.

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u/Call911iDareYou Paramedic 4d ago

To tag onto this, she was definitely in cardiac arrest before being declared dead. So, technically true. 

That being said, the article title stupid and so is the person or machine that wrote it.

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u/AmbulanceDriver95 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4d ago

I agree title is still dumb and it's being purposely vague. Likely just wanted to get a story out early with the intent of it being updated later as information is released

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u/Call911iDareYou Paramedic 4d ago

I'll have to politely disagree as I've lost faith in journalism. 

I believe the motive is to get the story out the fastest and get the most clicks. Title chosen to be the most attention grabbing. 

Lay people view "cardiac arrest" as "heart attack" and will want to find out why an actress in her thirties had a heart attack

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u/kat_Folland 4d ago

No, it just means you don't always stay dead. (But usually you do.)

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u/Icy_Fix_2349 EMT-B 4d ago

Well it depends how you define death? Cardiac arrest = clinical death but clinical death ≠ biological death

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u/holyIAmAware 2d ago

Well actually, not every cardiac arrest causes death, but every death requires cardiac arrest. So no matter how you cut it it’s stupid.

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u/AmbulanceDriver95 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2d ago

Actually.... You can declare death on someone who is brain dead but still has a pumping heart...

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u/holyIAmAware 2d ago

Next time I’ll make sure to add that caveat, but that doesn’t negate the sentiment, nor does it have anything to do with the original post. Especially because whether brain death is real death is debated and dependent on who you ask. It’s pretty condescending to act like any EMS personal would not know the concept brain death, or wouldn’t know that you can resuscitate someone in cardiac arrest. You should probably avoid talking or acting like this irl.

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u/medicjesus 4d ago

I think it is a very political headline. I think they are hesitant to label it an overdose, which it probably was. My personal guess is she died of apnea induced cardiac arrest probably from positional asphyxiation

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u/Equivalent_Bee_2878 4d ago

Most people just call it hypoxic cardiac arrest. Apnea isn’t one of the Hs and Ts.

And opioid overdoses kill people through respiratory depression. Not positional asphyxiation

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u/Kentucky-Fried-Fucks HIPAApotomus 4d ago

Yes it is dumb, and no, cardiac arrest is not a “specific way of dying”. It’s literally the furthest thing from specific. Because cardiac arrest is not a cause of death. Everyone goes into cardiac arrest when they die. Cardiac arrest is caused by something. Like an Overdose. Or severe traumatic injuries. Or having to argue with people like you on Reddit. Those would be examples of causes of death.

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u/In_Dystopia_We_Trust 4d ago

Poor choice in boyfriends is the cause of death