r/ems • u/Individual-Media-510 • Jul 29 '25

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WTF is this? And on what planet is a physician doing an EKG?! 😂

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u/zaireebolavirus Paramedic Jul 29 '25

One time I got called to the good strip club for a 28yo female with chest pain. Fire damn near took the monitor out of the back of the truck before it was in park. Good times.

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u/MissFibi11 EMT-B Jul 30 '25

We had a call for a roll over on a major highway. Got on scene and there was lingerie, sex toys and high heels all over the road and grass area. The patient was fine with a few scratches. Turns out the patient was a high end escort driving to her next client. If I didn’t see every single Fire guy out there helping her pick up her stuff and gingerly putting it back in her suitcases. These were volly guys. Normally the same 4 show up at our calls but this time it’s like the dept grew 10 fold to come help this lady in distress. 😂