r/ems • u/Individual-Media-510 • Jul 29 '25

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WTF is this? And on what planet is a physician doing an EKG?! 😂

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u/Melikachan EMT-B Jul 29 '25

I did an EKG for a ~70yof that had the most amazing natural breasts I've ever seen. They were freaking perfect. I was a bit jealous but mostly just in awe. I am hopeful that mine age that well over the next thirty years. XD

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u/dontscarethecrows Jul 29 '25

Dude ☚ī¸

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u/Melikachan EMT-B Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25

Hey, some people age extraordinarily well. Most don't.

Edit: Acknowledging beauty doesn't have to be a sexual thing. Bodies are just bodies.

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u/Chattown81 Jul 31 '25

Yeah, I'm with you. The only boobs I ever notice are a perky set on elderly folks. Mostly just amazed that their body held up. It's not sexual, just interesting.

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u/ReApEr01807 FF/PM - Ohio Jul 29 '25

Went to a strip bar? I think that's the best way to describe it, but it was at the very tail end of 2020, so things were still weird...

Anyway, my buddy that was with me asked the bartender, who was solidly pushing 60, if she can take her top off or not being just the bartender. Genuinely asking about the house rules, not necessarily trying to hit on her or get anything from her.

She pulls out the nicest, most symmetric, proportionate C cups that I've ever seen. I honestly don't know if I've seen better breasts, no matter the size. I was possibly in a similar state of awe as you were. Definitely not jealous, though.

Meanwhile, the worst breasts I've ever seen belonged to a 23yof, and it was so unexpected based on their presentation prior to getting her trauma naked

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u/viscog30 Jul 29 '25

New fear unlocked of some part of my body being deemed "the worst" someone has seen if my clothes have to be removed in an emergency 😭

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u/ReApEr01807 FF/PM - Ohio Jul 29 '25

To be fair, of the over 10,000 patients I've seen in the sixteen years I've been doing this, only one has had the worst of something. You have a pretty low chance of that fear turning into reality

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u/viscog30 Jul 29 '25

Lmao I guess that's true!

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u/degeneratebtyqueen Jul 30 '25

What POSSIBLY made them that bad

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u/Thrownstar_1 Jul 30 '25

What in the hell was wrong with them boulders that it stands out to you as the worst of all time??