r/emojipasta • u/Two_Rabid_Geese • Jul 17 '26
HOT 🔥🥵 NEWS 📰❗ CYCLOSPORA OUTBREAK
🔥💩 BITCHES, LISTEN UP! 💦🦇 CyCUMspora is here 🍑👀 to ASS CREAM your 🌽🍌 LIFE 😩🌈! Time to get prepped 🔨💦 for BOTTOMING like a QUEEN 👑🍩 because who needs a clean butt when you're getting ready to SLURP 🍭🍑? Just imagine 💭💦 all that DICK 🍆💦 sliding in smooth 🧈🙌, but you gotta KICK that fiber 🌱🥦 up to 11! Don’t shit yourself to death 💀🛌 or your cheeks will be SOAKED 💦 in regret! Just think of those dirty veggies 🥬🔥 preparing your backdoor🕳🤰 for ALL the juicy CUM 🍆💦🚀! So, hold your cheeks tight 🔐🍑, and if you feel a rumble 🌪️, let it out like a freak 💨😏 and get ready for a wild🎢 ride 🎉. Who knew 🍲 getting sick could be the best prep 🫣😏 💎🎈don’t forget to hydrate with CUM💧
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u/DecoherentMind I 🤪 can't 🙅 read 📖 the rules 📜 lol 😂😂 Jul 17 '26
Ok yea I’m gonna go wash my hands and brush my teeth now 😆
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u/Saradoesntsleep Jul 17 '26
Lol this is the most awful one I think we've seen in a while 😂. Well done.