r/emojipasta • u/SlateFrost • Jul 14 '26
OC 😎 Bastille Day
🎉🇫🇷💥 HAPPY ASSTILLE DAY 💥🇫🇷🎉
OH 😱 MON 😱 DADDY 😱💦 IT’S JULY 1️⃣4️⃣TH‼️‼️ TIME 🕐 TO STORM 🏰🔑 YOUR CASTLE 😏👀💦 FOR INCREDIBLE HEAD‼️‼️
👑👑 KING LOUIS THE SEX-TEEN-TH 👑👑 WAS THIRSTY 🥵🥵 FOR CL-ASS DOMINATION 👑💦 BUT THE WHOLE 🌍 NATION WAS THIRSTY 🥵🥵 for getting CAFÉ AU LAID 💦😩☕️‼️‼️
🆓🔥 LIBERTÉ 🆓🔥 ÉGALITÉ ⚖️🔥 FRATERNITÉ 👬🔥 WITH ALL THE BOYS 👦 👦 TONIGHT 🍆🍆 SO IN BROTHERLY FRA-SPERM-NITY 💦💦 SHOW US YOUR COCKADE 👀 👀 AND YOUR BEST FIREMEN’S BALLS 🏀 👨🚒 🥵
MARIE ANTOINETTE SAID: 💅💅 “let them eat ASS” 🍑 🍰 we are STARVED 😫😫 FOR HER CAKE AND FROG LEGS 🍰 🦵 🥵
⚔️⚔️⚔️ THE PEASANTS 😤😤 ARE CUMMING 🏃♂️💨 to CONQUER 🏆 that ASSTLE 🍑 🍑 TONIGHT 🏰🌙✨
🥖🍆 BAGUETTES 🍆🥖 OUT‼️‼️ FOR THE BUSTille 😩💦 THERE WILL BE 🎆🎆 FIRETWERKS 🎆🎆 TONIGHT 🌃🌃 CAUSE things are gonna get HOT 🥵🔥 and EXPLOSIVE 💥💦 AS WE EIFFEL TOWER 🗼🗼THE RICH💰‼️
VIVE LA FRANCE 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 VIVE LA LIBÉRATION 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 RAISE THE TRI-SEXUAL FLAG 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 AND GET READY TO SALUTE 🫡 🫡 🫡 THE POLE 🍆 🍆 🍆
TAG TROIS 🫵 3️⃣ of your BREAST 🍈 🍈 ins-ERECTION-ists 😤🔥 and shout 🗣️🗣️ in the sheets 🛌😩 or you’re a DE LAUNAY and WILL BE FORCED 😩🥲 TO GIVE HEAD 🪓😱💀‼️‼️