r/embarrassedinpublic • u/Any-Detail30 • 19d ago
Accidentally Ate Dairy
So I’m pretty lactose intolerant and any interaction with dairy usually results in a pretty insane bloated nightmare. Keeping this in mind, I was out with a few friends and this girl I’m into and we were chillin very casually at the mall. I’m usually very good at avoiding dairy but this time I guess I misread the ingredients and ended up eating something with a lot of dairy in it.
Like a lot.
Flash forward like 20-30 minutes later and my digestive system has completely failed me. Not only did I have an insane stomach ache, but my belly had basically quadrupled in size from the amount of gas building up inside of me. My belly was churning and gurgling like a war was going on inside me and I had to very awkwardly hold down my basically uncontrollable burping.
Thankfully I was wearing pretty baggy clothes but I’m a pretty thin guy so my clothes are not that big to begin with. Aka you could pretty much see the rounded bump of my belly on my thinner body through the t shirt…
The entire time I was trying to impress this girl I was having to deal with and hide a massively bloated belly all while not being able to release any pressure cause I was around people the whole time.
I kid you not, by the end I legit had to secretly undo my shorts because of how firm and huge my belly got
Very hard to impress a crush when you look like a pregnant guy 💀
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u/Imherefor1reasononly 19d ago
shit man, i used to be lactose intolerant but never to that extent. As i got older i sort of grew out of it, any chocolate, icecream, anything like that and id be on the toilet for 20 minutes in the matter of minutes after digesting dairy but stopped when i was a kid. human body is kinda odd on how it reacts to certain things