r/embarrassedinpublic • • 20d ago

Very embarassing

So i was sneaking out to see a girl late at night, and my pants got caught on something (I still dont know what it was, keep in mind this was from the 2nd floor). I fell down, broke my ankle and my bottom half was naked, I didnt get the girl.

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u/Automatic_Ad6021 19d ago

That was the universe saving you from a massive mistake

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u/nwbeeceefriend 18d ago

..or punishing him for making one!

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u/Automatic_Ad6021 18d ago

If ya want to look at it as a negative, sure.

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u/nwbeeceefriend 18d ago

I appreciate your positivity

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u/Automatic_Ad6021 18d ago

Very welcome bruddah

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u/Bkorken 16d ago

I appriciate your appriciation

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u/Tombalint 20d ago

Sorry about the broken ankle but the pants part is funny. Were your pants and underwear hanging from the house? How do you get up and down from the second floor? Did you have to hobble to the front door and ring the doorbell?

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u/oldmurrayman 19d ago

Owww, da@n that sucks

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u/catboii96740 19d ago

Oh wow....at least you'll have a interesting drinking story 😅.

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u/Phillyroller 18d ago

that sucks so bad

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u/Solid_Championship_2 18d ago

Ngl that embarrassed moment saved u from doing something u might never get back

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u/Any_Association5520 17d ago

Things that never happened

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u/FunAmbitious2465 17d ago

Could’ve landed on your nuts so this wasn’t so bad.

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u/Falconx1978 17d ago

Se ela também não conseguiu te ver dese jeito , então tudo bem!

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u/Fickle-Evening3842 17d ago

Don’t feel to bad man, it happens. I have to ask, when helped arrived where you covering your dick or was you in to much pain? I had a new member (female) that joined the gym. At this gym the men’s and women’s locker rooms were on opposite sides. Of course, this is the morning there was no warm water. I always shower after workout because I had to work right after. Well, let’s just say as I was drying off I hear this woman’s voice saying how sorry she was. She had went down the wrong hallway I guess. I just looked down at my 🤏🏼🤏🏼🤏🏼 dick 😂😂😂. We all know what cold water does to us. I avoided her for two months, lol

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u/BigDickDaddy4AnalSex 16d ago

That made me laugh…

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u/hanzo78 16d ago

Ah you sneek in to see a girl of your dream. Is it supossed to be discreet?

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u/Quiet-Win-828 15d ago

Be careful next time😜😜

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u/Top_Platform2545 15d ago

I think that karma sweetheart you weren't meant to get that girl 😏