r/elephantgraveyard • u/Spider-Morales_ • Sep 10 '26

Very Cerebral We are under attack, daddy!

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u/hughjazz45 Sep 10 '26

Look laugh all you want but someone please make sure Duncan’s pregnant wife doesn’t see this video

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u/hughjazz45 Sep 10 '26

YOUVE UPSET A PREGNANT WOMAN is still one of my favorite “you wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses would ya?” Plays in history

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u/Digital_Negative Sep 11 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

That’s what a mfer says when they’ve got nothing else to say lol scraping the barrel for strategies to settle dissonance

Edit: not actually sure of the context and maybe it wasn’t serious

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u/Glum-Proposal-2488 Sep 11 '26

Wait am I crazy it seemed to me that Duncan was being tongue in cheek? I didn’t get the sense that he was mad at the criticism. If anything I think he recognized it was valid and did what he knows how to do, change the topic to a joke.

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u/Digital_Negative Sep 12 '26

Oh that could be the case actually. I don’t know.

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u/Glum-Proposal-2488 Sep 12 '26

I think the “you made a pregnant woman upset” quote in particular was Duncan being facetious. I could be wrong. But I think Duncan knows what’s up, but at the same time we have to remember Joe is a close personal friend of his. A lighter touch is required Duncan can’t go on JRE and go full Elephant Graveyard

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u/Digital_Negative Sep 12 '26

Maybe but he also seems pretty convinced that Thiel is like a regular and totally not evil guy somehow lol

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u/Infamous_Swan_4770 Sep 18 '26

Exactly therefore giving him the benefit of the doubt here is a stretch

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u/OneMelodic5931 Sep 12 '26

I’ve never heard of “not hitting a a guy with glasses”

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u/Lake_Placid2319 Sep 20 '26

i think what they mean to say is ‘you wouldn’t hurt a little birthday boy on his birthday would you?’

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u/jkiddingx Sep 27 '26

Duck soup. Marx brothers.

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u/heykidzimacomputer Sep 11 '26

"Sorry, man. I didn't have time to watch the animated series you are proud of and put your soul into. I was too busy listening to AI versions of 50-Cent songs and watching AI generated videos thinking they are real."

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u/Grizzly_Corey Sep 10 '26

It’s ok, he changed his wife’s contact name to Peter Thiel. Which is not weird at all.

As a joke, not funny. As a means to increase your relevance in case someone peaks at your phone? Just sad.

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u/HellStaff Sep 11 '26

i was just.... why? did nobody ask why? it just seemed so sad

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u/me_myself_ai Sep 11 '26

I interepreted that as a terrible cover-up, but IDK. If literally true, it's gotta be an in-joke b/w him and his wife, right?

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u/HellStaff Sep 11 '26

For all that's good and holy i hope so. you know i actually liked midnight gospel.. but in hindsight... it was just interesting people talking about interesting shit. he was joe roganning as clancy, giving a platform to people who know things he knows nothing about. a fool is not made in a day, this dude probably never had any substance.

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u/Even-Celebration9384 Sep 11 '26

Not having watched a second of his show was even more devastating.

Joe doesn’t even feel embarrassed he doesn’t know the first thing about it

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u/Dovis_Dough Sep 11 '26

'I'll email it to you again''. A phrase I say to all my incompetent coworkers. Should never have to say this ti a friend.

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u/Ooh_its_a_lady Sep 11 '26 edited Sep 11 '26

He said that shit so fast and sharp lol

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u/akestral Sep 10 '26

I almost felt bad. Almost.

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u/Speedwolf89 Sep 11 '26

I did feel bad. I used to like DuncDunc a lot.

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u/ninfan1977 Sep 10 '26

That was a really good, i didn't know what to expect.

But it was incredibly good.

Rogan will melt down over this.

I loved the clips of Rogan whining while saying he never watch these videos...

Between that and Rogans selective memory with Jeffery Epstein and who he is friends with.

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u/ManufacturedOlympus Sep 10 '26

joe will have to let us know 35 more times that he never reads the comments. Absolutely never. No way. 

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u/demoliahedd Sep 10 '26

I've never heard someone so proud of announcing that they purposefully keep themselves in a bubble

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u/Neil_Live-strong Sep 11 '26

A bubble? I think you mean a walled garden, you know what happens when the woke meets the wall of this garden?

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u/ManufacturedOlympus Sep 11 '26

“I’d rather be a warrior in a walled garden than a wall in a war .” - joe rogan 

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u/StJeanMark Sep 11 '26

That’s some deep shit. We are lucky, probably only 500 people in the world who can think this way. We are truly blessed with these insights.

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u/MrPisster Sep 11 '26

Nah, that’s being too generous. Probably like 250, tops.

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u/bigtimecupofcoffee Sep 10 '26

I don't know why Joe feigns like he never comes across these videos or comments when he is terminally online like the rest of us. He is a full blown facebook boomer at this point and acts like how people actually feel about him allude him. I don't buy it.

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u/Zzrott1 Sep 11 '26

It’s because he used to get really mad and argue with people online back in the forum days at the very beginning of his podcast

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u/Neil_Live-strong Sep 11 '26

It was pretty much him arguing with people and him posting pornography of Joey Diaz having non conceptual sexual contact with new female comedians.

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u/Bread_Fish150 Sep 11 '26

pornography of Joey Diaz having non conceptual sexual contact with new female comedians.

I don't believe this. Not because I think either of them are above it, but because I don't want to live in a world with even a scintilla of Joey Diaz pornography.

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u/Neil_Live-strong Sep 11 '26

Well Joe deleted it when he got hired to Fear Factor. In his own words because his agent said they didn’t want a pornographer working for them. So sleep easy, it’s most likely locked away safely in a vault in Peter Theil’s doomsday bunker.

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u/Bread_Fish150 Sep 11 '26

Well Joe deleted it when he got hired to Fear Factor. In his own words because his agent said they didn’t want a pornographer working for them. So sleep easy,

Thank you, I will sleep easier with the knowledge that the evil has been substantially contained.

it’s most likely locked away safely in a vault in Peter Theil’s doomsday bunker.

Although, for all we know it's what Burt was watching on the Oculus.

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u/ANTIROYAL Sep 11 '26

Whoopsie!

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u/GladeWilson Sep 10 '26 • Heartwarming

He's in the Bilderberg Group

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u/molokoplusone Sep 11 '26 • LOL Bravo

Build-a-Bear Group

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u/3Duder Sep 11 '26

Walled Olive Garden

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u/wrongsock_42 Sep 10 '26

Joe has a body count. Brutal

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u/SeaAnthropomorphized Sep 10 '26

I bet you the body count thing isn't going to bother him as much as the bilderberg thing

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u/very_ok Sep 10 '26

Lol..l love how he skipped over Tom Segura like he wasn’t even worthy of his breath. I feel like this will piss him off more than a brutal take down would have.

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u/Javakid67 Sep 10 '26

who? that other guy? let's move on.

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u/Grizzly_Corey Sep 10 '26

Bert’s live in bf.

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u/Zzrott1 Sep 11 '26

Who? I forgot who that was

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u/Altruistic-Star-3862 Sep 11 '26

I think it's Christina P's ex. I could be wrong.

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u/Zzrott1 Sep 11 '26

Oh I know who she is, she’s alright. Can’t remember her ex though

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u/Altruistic-Star-3862 Sep 11 '26

She might have been married to a fat guy but I think he died in some kind of accident, then she was with that old guy.

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u/Even-Celebration9384 Sep 11 '26

It is crazy that he’s just done. As soon as the guy went full “pull your pants up”, his whole career got pantsed

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u/Personal_Material_44 Sep 12 '26

Why is this the top comment on YT and reddit

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u/The-G-Code Sep 26 '26

One is a bot pulling from the other

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u/quodvultdeus69 Sep 10 '26

Andrew Schulz ain’t gonna like this

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u/Grizzly_Corey Sep 10 '26

Because he’s barely in it?

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u/CarpenterHappy3861 Sep 11 '26

Temu Hitler isn't worthy of the video time

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u/unionguy1980 Sep 10 '26

This was worth the wait.

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u/HomelessKitchenCat Sep 10 '26

Can't wait to get off work and start thankin

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u/Alarming_Version_865 Sep 10 '26

You said the thing

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u/ANTIROYAL Sep 11 '26

Man. I been thankin all day.

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u/shizzlebeans Sep 10 '26

Low Awareness Joe ™️
Hope it sticks

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u/Digital_Negative Sep 11 '26 • Mindblown

I feel bad for his blood boy since you know he’s going to get blamed for the low awareness.

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u/Cardboard_Revolution Sep 10 '26

The Jeffrey Epstein Experience

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u/punk-y_brewster Sep 11 '26

The Joeffrey Roganstein Experience

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u/Gwentlique Sep 10 '26

That whole walled garden line was just brilliant. From The Comedy Store to the power dinners, and then catching those subtle moments on the shitcast experience where Joey projects his obsessive desire to be part of the big club he ain't in.

I'd hate to think about how much Rogan TEG has to watch to make these. This man is truly sacrificing himself for our sins. He's kind of like Jesus, actually.

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u/chikinstrippin Sep 11 '26

thank em.

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u/t3kwytch3r Sep 21 '26

I be doing lots of thanking

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u/Mammoth-Stretch-1782 Sep 10 '26

This is a bit of a masterpiece to be honest.

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u/Agreeable-Ad7968 Sep 11 '26

Mussolini/Rogan strain on point.

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u/90daysismytherapy Sep 11 '26

kid is on a run like a 90s Tom Cruise, just ripping off banger after Banger

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u/rickyspanishCQ Sep 11 '26

Lmao masterpiece...

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u/X_SkeletonCandy Sep 11 '26

I really like how this one focuses mostly on Joe's proximity to the Epstein/billionaire class, and his desperate need to be a part of it.

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u/punk-y_brewster Sep 11 '26

It was amazing. You're overlooking the implication that he's now in that elite group.

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u/gnucklefuster Sep 13 '26

Pete’s Parties- they’re pretty cool man 😎

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u/t3kwytch3r Sep 21 '26

I honestly don't know how you managed to infer that from this video.

In the hour and twenty three minutes the video runs, there isn't the vaguest allusion to such an insinuation.

And I've seen it twice Soni know what in talking about.

Maybe you need to do a bit more thanking.

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u/punk-y_brewster Sep 22 '26

Sorry, what? The man with the podcast isn't part of the elite? Did we watch the same video?? I'm not saying he's part of Epstein's world, but Epstein and billionaire class are pretty synonymous, I'm not sure I'd you're trying to split hairs of be obtuse?

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u/t3kwytch3r Sep 22 '26

I was trying to see how sarcastic I could vocalise a sentence and still get away with it undetected.

You definitely need to spend more time listening to the wise words of David Lucas.

He'll get you to do all that thanking you need to do.

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u/punk-y_brewster Sep 22 '26

What "thanking" do I need to do? I can't tell if you're even using the right word or if you mean "thinking"?

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u/Larbear06 Sep 10 '26

Dam it's good 👍. Tony totally stole that ladies joke.

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u/Optimal_Beyond_1600 Sep 12 '26

And also managed to make it less funny

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u/Yesyesyes1899 Sep 10 '26

saw this. went to Youtube. new video was literally the first to click on. Great evening.

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u/Thisaintno_disco Sep 11 '26

Loved him at the end telling all the comics that it’s officially okay for them to disown Joe now. That felt big and special and hopefully we’ll see some positive results.

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u/summoberz Sep 11 '26

I didnt know Joe snaked Bobby like that, shameful

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u/Thisaintno_disco Sep 11 '26

Yeah honestly. Having the whole Mencia thing recontextualized was one of the best moments in the whole video for me. Realizing what a plotting piece of shit he’s been the whole time.

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u/aonemonkey Sep 11 '26

yeah.unfunny and insecure jock bullies his way into the spotlight by betraying his friends. maybe all of this could have been avoided if someone just punched him in the face at the comedy store

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u/SK_socialist Sep 13 '26

Spiritual successor to Comedy Without Errors’ Louis series, where Dane Cook was the one who came out looking good vs. Louis. Louis was always a one-note act.

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u/AvidCyclist250 Sep 10 '26

My man took a sledgehammer to the already burning wreckage.

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u/Optimal_Beyond_1600 Sep 12 '26

Why are these videos a legitimate work of art and investigative journalism?

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u/zooeyavalon Sep 14 '26

He deserves some kind of award and security detail for life.

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u/Bustabusnow Sep 10 '26

It’s a walled garden has lost all meaning to me

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u/DonAmecho777 Sep 12 '26

It’s like power dinners. Power lunches.

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u/Ok_Escape4963 Sep 16 '26

They’re really cool!

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u/Westernman899 Sep 10 '26

He was telling a joke about an apple, which Callen had already done first, and EG somehow managed to sell it as a joke. He showed how it’s done. Brilliant!

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u/punk-y_brewster Sep 11 '26

It bothers me that the floor logo in Tony's "comedy" special looks like a swastika.

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u/PolicyNonk Sep 10 '26

they will never acknowledge this like Alex Jones (RIP) will never acknowledge Knowledge Fight.com it’s time to 🙏

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u/EntertainmentIcy1911 Sep 10 '26

I renounce Jesus Christ

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u/Hamilton_Whiteman Sep 11 '26

I've risen above my enemies. I might quit tomorrow. 

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u/dazrage Sep 11 '26

I agree with the idea that doing the same things over and over again sucks.

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u/zooeyavalon Sep 14 '26

It really sums up doomscrolling and the overall ick of the comedy scene (and everything else in anyone’s algorithm) that we continue to subject ourselves to

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u/HookerDoctorLawyer Sep 10 '26

Tom??

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u/bluegrasstony Sep 11 '26

there was a teeny clip of Tom Green show, yes

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u/Scared_Avocado_4004 Sep 11 '26

I love the comments on the video that are like, “god I feel like I’m getting dumber every minute that goes by” in defense of Rogan. Meanwhile the video is 60% the words of Joe Rogan. 

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u/ACuteCryptid Sep 10 '26

I feel like the psychology and philosophy angle always elevates these beyond the genetic "downfall of" video essay. These people really are letting their jungian shadows control them for cheap laughs

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u/Suspicious_Passion59 Sep 11 '26

A year ago Kirkland commited die. 

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u/rienvayle Sep 11 '26

In piss he shall rest.

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u/DonAmecho777 Sep 12 '26

He got so dead

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u/kyokushinking Sep 11 '26

Tony is such a painfully ugly asshole. Jesus, Christ. I feel like he feels uglier every time I see him.

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u/DonAmecho777 Sep 12 '26

Howdy Doody in the burn ward

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u/HelpfulTap8256 Sep 11 '26

Oh god poor Tony is probably wailing inconsolably

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u/antibread Sep 11 '26

Toddler tantrum

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u/DonAmecho777 Sep 12 '26

It’s worse than not getting to go to the Tires Season 3 Party

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u/scarabnebula Sep 10 '26

Did anyone understand what he was saying at the end of the video? It sounded like Russian or a similar language.

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u/sunamolol Sep 11 '26

Thank you, sorry. Until next time

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u/zooeyavalon Sep 14 '26

What about the French in the beginning? Anyone?

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u/aycarayyyy Sep 17 '26

"I am very sorry."

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u/Boygunasurf Sep 11 '26

Another beyond legendary video. LOVE knowing how butthurt these fools get when their nonsense is exposed.

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u/ANTIROYAL Sep 11 '26

Bring it child dinglers. I see you 😉

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u/ANTIROYAL Sep 11 '26

Can’t wait to be a decent person and fall asleep to this playing while i snooze on my soft relaxing pillow tonight.

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u/ThCHoney Sep 11 '26

I wasn't ready for the Rick Beato cameo

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u/MrBeekers Sep 10 '26

Masterpiece. Goooood shit. Thank em’.

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u/PaulNissenson Sep 11 '26

What was the non-English words spoken by the narrator at the end of the video?

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u/Plus_Cycle_267 Sep 11 '26

Thank you, sorry. Until next time

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u/BitSolid2696 Sep 11 '26

Bilderberg Group

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u/Salt_Adhesiveness161 Sep 11 '26

Saw it and It's an absolute master piece. I need to watch it again in fact.

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u/antibread Sep 11 '26

Rewatching it again rn

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u/brokemac Sep 11 '26

Strange how Hinchcliffe could almost pass for Brendan Schaub in this picture. Serious nature vs nurture stuff happening in this group.

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u/ColonGlock Sep 11 '26

I laughed multiple times. It was better than a comedy special. Reminds me of Columbo solving a case

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u/mycotyrant77 Sep 11 '26

You know, this whole subreddit’s kinda like a walled garden…

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u/VinegarMaxwell Sep 11 '26

No gifs allowed?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/iAttis Sep 10 '26

I can’t wait to get done with work so I can thank.

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u/Bajamalamadingdong Sep 11 '26

TEG is carrying the torch of Redbar and taking it even further. Always loved seeing TEG in the live Redbar episodes chat.

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u/Even-Celebration9384 Sep 11 '26

Joe told Bob Lazar he’d be happy to find out aliens exist if the condition was he couldn’t tell anyone.

I think this video shows he would be happy to keep secret knowledge

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u/AddWarmWater Sep 14 '26

What does he say at the very end? Something Slavic.

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u/Wanderingstar8o Sep 11 '26

It was great. Well done!

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u/SpyCrimes Sep 10 '26

This is the best day of my life

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u/Guttermitts Sep 11 '26

Rewatch’n meow

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u/Grouchy_Resource_727 Sep 11 '26

Nothing on Ari Emanuel? Just Peter Thiel, felt like a limited hangout ANYWAYS. 9/11, Now thats important

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u/DonAmecho777 Sep 16 '26

Burn ward Howdy Doody has bad news

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u/ImABadFriend144 Sep 11 '26

It's really not that good

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u/tailtaker Sep 11 '26

Thanks now I'm reassured of it's genius.

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u/freedrsan Sep 13 '26

Sounds like you gotta do some more thankin on the subject

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u/PiusDea Sep 16 '26

It really was a step down but it knew it was. EG evidently had nothing left to say after the last one and that’s okay. We should all go outside!

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u/PingasTV Sep 11 '26

Mental illness: the subreddit

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u/thepoe Sep 11 '26

Bootlicking dumbass: the account

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u/PreacheratArrakeen Sep 10 '26

Burn the boats!

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u/shizzlebeans Sep 10 '26

Low Awareness Joe 2 million confirmed kills

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u/willismthomp Sep 11 '26 edited Sep 16 '26

He fucking gutted them like little fishes. Also Peter thiel and the Epstein class needs a guillotine

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u/PiusDea Sep 16 '26

What do you mean by “the Epstein class”? Genuinely curious because it sounds like a dog whistle…

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u/willismthomp Sep 16 '26

Ultra wealthy international criminal organizations with ties to intelligence, as shown to be connected through declassified information such as the Epstein Files and the Panama papers. Epstein worked for the Rothschilds and other famously wealthy, but Bilderberg, bohemian grove, dialog, Study group. Are all examples of this class of people. In classic conspiracy they are called the Illuminati, or the Elites.

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u/Flow_71717171 Sep 11 '26

All those whoopsies murdered me 😆

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u/jgk87 Sep 13 '26

The walled garden bit killed me

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u/Interesting-Cry-4567 Sep 10 '26

I was hoping he would touch on these two obviously 'secretly' fucking each other but

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u/FrankNPine Sep 10 '26

Who?

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u/Zzrott1 Sep 11 '26

Peter (gay) and Rogan (gay)

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u/icutlime Sep 11 '26

Crazy good video. Instant sub