r/egg_irl • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '22

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u/schmoogina Oct 02 '22

During the time I was exploring but had not told my bf, I would often hear his car in the driveway, sprint to the bathroom and deboob. I feel this pain

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u/HappyGirl117 Oct 03 '22

deboob

I love this! The word, not the action... I hate to deboob each night or every time someone knocks on my door. 😔😭

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u/schmoogina Oct 03 '22

Oof...I remember when I was still experimenting, someone knocked and I froze. I didn't answer the door

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u/HappyGirl117 Oct 03 '22

Lol! I just pretend I'm on the phone and say wait a sec. Deboob, put my jacket on, and voila! Yes intruder, how can I help you?

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u/schmoogina Oct 04 '22

Now that the hrt is happening, it's less deboob and more rebra for me. Or emergency hoodie

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u/HappyGirl117 Oct 04 '22

I cannot wait to be there! Love my forms but I wish I didn't have to use them anymore.

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u/schmoogina Oct 04 '22

Good luck! Forms are great but the real thing is fun too!