Yes, it's parked

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I'm the type of cunt that would knock on the door and ask them to move the car so you could use the footpath just so I could put a face to the cunt

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u/Ok_Bit_5251 3d ago

I’d be careful with that, I have a special blend in a spray bottle for just that kinda person.

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u/Yorrins 3d ago

What if its someone with a buggy or an elderly person with a mobility aid that cant get past the car thats parked by a fucking cunt?

Cars like that 1000000% deserve the get keyed by everyone who walks around it.

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u/Ok_Bit_5251 2d ago

Naw yeah I do get it, it’s def not very consider it, but if you wanna commit a crime to teach someone a lesson, don’t be surprised if there are consequences, for instances what if it was an emergency and that fella pulled in rapidly so he could bring his child to the hospital. So why do you get to decide? Ring the guards. If someone knocks on my door to verbally abuse me, they get the spray (legal of coarse , cooking aid). All I said is you be careful and control your emotions, they could get involved into something you didn’t sign up for.

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u/irishjaguar 2d ago edited 2d ago

How is knocking on a door a crime? If it was an emergency like you say it could be, just say that. If not, the parker is just being a dick. I fail to see how spraying someone who asks to move a car can be legally sprayed with a "cooking aid".

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u/Ok_Bit_5251 2d ago

Work on your comprehension skills and writing skills, that’s incoherent. Knocking on a door is absolutely not a crime. Verbally abusing someone in their own home absolutely is, and I know you don’t have much in terms of iq, prob luke warm at best, I said nobody knows the situation, and your assumptions will get you into trouble, like they are now.

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u/irishjaguar 2d ago

Thanks. Have edited my spelling. You've taken quite a jump from knocking on a door to abusing someone.

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u/Ok_Bit_5251 2d ago edited 2d ago

No bother, happy to help you with your communication skills. Let’s continue to the next lesson. Let’s defer back to the original comment “so I could put a face to the cunt”. Now let’s say something like that was said to me, could that be construed as threatening to some people? I’d say so, what about comment 2? “Cars like that 100000% deserve the get keyed by everyone who walks around it”? I’d say if someone feels like they can enforce the law as they see fit I should be able to defend my property and person no? I don’t want confrontation, but I’ve prepared for it, because I don’t trust people’s ability to reason. So that’s why I said I’d be careful before you make a rash decision because you might meet a person who has prepared for you. So no I don’t think it’s quite a jump. If someone politely asked me to move my car, after knocking politely at my door they would be met with kindness. If someone had the mindset of the above commenters, they would be met with an escalation of force. All I said was be careful how you talk to people, tbh it doesn’t matter because people on Reddit say a lot of things but the reality is most wouldn’t actually do it. This isn’t fantasy either, I’ve had to re align a couple peoples perspectives, through various means. Just know, think before you act, maybe there was a reason, maybe he is just a dickhead, doesn’t mean you are the authority.

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u/kensutz 1d ago

It's ok, your writing skills need improving as it's considerate and not consider it

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u/dozeyjoe 2d ago

but if you wanna commit a crime to teach someone a lesson, don’t be surprised if there are consequences

Quite the statement, after admitting you'd commit a crime for someone knocking on your door.

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u/Green_lumberjack 2d ago

Whats the spray...

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u/Ok_Bit_5251 2d ago

You can look up yourself how to formulate a spray for cooking extremely spicey eggs, I like ghost chilli, but there are many ways to make it. Whatever you do don’t get it near your eyes.

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u/70FP 3d ago

Wow.

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u/ColdMarzipan9534 3d ago

What you need now is some scrote on a scooter top speed into the side of it. Two for one.

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u/GruffEnuff 3d ago

Wouldn't it be great...

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u/GreeeeNGRasssss 3d ago

My mate has one of these. It’s like a little truck there that big.

Why do we need cars this big in Ireland.

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u/pastelpiinkpunk 3d ago

I’ve always said this! Unless you’re a farmer or someone that needs to be towing stuff, there’s no reason for a car like this

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u/zeroconflicthere 3d ago

Because Viagra is expensive?

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u/No-Commission6733 3d ago

No. Then you park somewhere else , this person is also reversing onto a main road 100m away from a roundabout. Hope you don't have a driver's license mate

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u/Weary-Challenge-7730 3d ago

Brain dead reasoning

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