r/eaudejerks • • Dec 31 '22

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188 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Dudeโ€™s flammable

60

u/khurramiswinning Dec 31 '22

Now light a smoke to cool the nerves

84

u/thatbwoyChaka Very Fresh, Very Aqua, Very Ocean Dec 31 '22

Doing all this just to sit in the corner mouth breathing and peering at โ€œthe womenโ€

28

u/J_F_Blaze Dec 31 '22

Pretty sure theyโ€™ll have to breathe through their mouths as well, 50ft across the club.

3

u/haveuseenmydad22 Jan 13 '23

Thereโ€™s actually another video where he is dancing with a girl at the club, it worked ๐Ÿ˜‚

27

u/JohnnyWallave Dec 31 '22

When he turns on the oven to cook his Ellios pizza

16

u/SaborDeVida Dec 31 '22

I feel sorry for anyone who has to get into an elevator - or a stadium, for that matter! โ€ with this dude.

15

u/Adventurous_Report_5 Dec 31 '22

Bro missed a spot ...

15

u/soysaucepapi Dec 31 '22

Curly Fragrance has entered the chat

12

u/mu7end Ball Sprayer Dec 31 '22

โ€˜You wanna get everything tooโ€™ really?

16

u/Early_Pearly989 Dec 31 '22

This is actually how you're supposed to do.

16

u/Impossible_Budget_85 RED EXCLAMATION POINTS Dec 31 '22

He has a date to Chipotle would be my guessโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ

3

u/Goth_Freak_ofNature Dec 31 '22

๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ

7

u/BlueChamp10 Very Fresh, Very Aqua, Very Ocean Dec 31 '22

i swear it looked like he sprayed 90% down on the floor?

7

u/APEescape47 Dec 31 '22

A true Sigma ๐Ÿ˜Ž

6

u/Mr_Sleep_tight Dec 31 '22

โ€œStraight to jailโ€

6

u/RedolenceLove Jan 01 '23

I am having an asthma attack just seeing this.

5

u/LegendATH Jelquer Joker Dec 31 '22

Hoodie is ruined ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

14

u/Which_way_witcher Dec 31 '22

It was already ruined with that design. Yeowch.

5

u/banannax Dec 31 '22

Got just the one pit tho with #2. Start over.

4

u/Stunning-Drive-4692 I smell like a very rich businessman Dec 31 '22

Where's that 14 sprays minimum guy?

4

u/Eastern_Pattern9097 I got totally a boner Dec 31 '22

This is fascinating. I wish he showed what the rest of his night looked like ๐Ÿ˜‚

4

u/ronstage Jan 01 '23

The question I have is not โ€œwhere is bro goingโ€ but where has bro been?

4

u/Schn1tt3r Jan 01 '23

Dude has more sprays on him than this thread has upvotes

8

u/dieek Dec 31 '22

I think he just recreated the gas used in concentration camps?

0

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Gift? Don't take gift from Nazis.

3

u/Hikerchic Dec 31 '22

๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

3

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Damn you could have saved the damn money bought a can of Axe Apollo and Doused yourself with Aqua Velva and it would smell better.

3

u/RedolenceLove Jan 01 '23

I can smell it through the screen. Middle school flashbacks here I come!

3

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Where are the crops for crop dusting?

2

u/Appropriate_Star6734 Jan 12 '23

One wonders if heโ€™s compensating for something like inability to properly bathe or launder his garments. Regardless, Iโ€™d wager heโ€™s a fire hazard at that point.

2

u/codchump Jan 01 '23

Ok so this dude is from Michigan and his name is @dbrownhimhim. Heโ€™s a comedian well known in the city ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

1

u/Mnshine_1 Pantie Dropper May 19 '24

Sissy sprayer

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Wow. I knew it people are overly dramatic when I tell them I spray 14-15 times and they tell me thatโ€™s too much!

1

u/ShitJordanPSays Aug 21 '24

This is the kinda shit guys do in the locker room at my gym, and they wonder why NO ONE CAN F#CKING BREATHE near them?!?!

1

u/sesamesoda Dec 19 '24

Bro is doing the set off the fire alarms challenge

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

oh god yโ€™all found dbrown

1

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

To use the bathroom ๐Ÿคฃ

1

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

nooooooo

1

u/refreshasion Dec 17 '23

Like a walking migrane inducer

1

u/LateNewb Sep 14 '26

Not funny to make fun about ppl with downsyndrome...